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  • ninjasavant0

    When a friend of mine was younger he was home alone when someone started banging on the door, this is the transcript of what was exchanged between my friend (friend) and the guy banging on the door (guy) through the door:

    guy: [bang bang bang] OPEN THE DOOR!
    friend: who is it?
    guy: I SAID FUCKING LET ME IN!
    friend: I'm not letting you in
    guy: I happen to be a large black man.
    friend: . . .
    guy: Let me in!
    friend: I don't care what you are, I'm not letting you in.

    Apparently at that point the guy left.

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