Perfume Lady

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  • ian0

    Onion is pretty strong smell chief. Chap I work with used to slice an onion to put on his sandwich and he'd leave half an onion out on a shelf in the kitchen cos 'it kills bacteria'.

    I sit beside the kitchen so I'd get the pungent aroma of an onion slowing rotting for the rest of the week. It was pretty disgusting, so he had to stop. I mean, I didn't go over to his desk when I needed to do a bottom burp.

    On the other hand, theres a woman in my apartment who must wear about a pint of perfume and any time i get in the lift after her the smell is overpowering.

    So in other words, I think to sort it out you need a 'thunderdome' type fight, and the winner can smell up the office whichever way they see fit. I'll take 200 quatloos on the newcomer...

    • When you've been overpowered by the lady in the lift, does she touch you at all?
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    • Im going through hypnotherapy at the moment to determine this. Inconclusive at the mo!ian
    • I LOLLED!
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