Perfume Lady

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    I should add a couple of influential factors:

    1. She makes a point of sneezing as loudly as she can, like a donkey getting tazored in the bollocks.

    2. Occasionally, she'll give me a lift to work if I'm not cycling and she sees me at the bus-stop.

    • yeah, she's into the rough stuff mate, you go right aheadkelpie
    • Righto. I'm listening out for the tell-tale "pst-pst" from her perfume bottle and then I'm up in her stuff like a velociraptor.
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