Jokes
Jokes
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“Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize.’ Except at a funeral.”
“I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’”
# “Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ballgown.”
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I’d probably just start calling out letters.