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    I am currently reversing my way up my stairs, arse first, with my trousers round my knees. This is in anticipation of an impending docking procedure with the toilet in a few short moments when I reach the top deck. I pray to god we don't have any elderly relatives staying with us tonight. They may suspect there are two balding conjoined gnomes creeping slowly up the stairway in the darkness.

    • Let's hope no-one is up there tying their shoelace else you'll be docking with a little more than the toiletcreative-
    • also be sure to exit the bathroom at some point or else you may become attached to the shitter
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