Freudian Slips
Freudian Slips
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A guy sitting at a bar notices the guy next to him has a black eye, just like his own. So he asks him what happened.
The guy responds, "Freudian slip. I was trying to buy some train tickets and the clerk helping me had an incredible rack and I accidentally asked for 'two pickets to tittsburgh'."
"That's funny, " says the first guy, "almost the same thing happened to me! I was sitting at breakfast with my wife and went to ask her to pass the Rice Crispies and accidentally said, "YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOU RUINED MY LIFE."