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    Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the
    entertainment industry for
    being more than just a little self-righteous.
    At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for
    total quiet. Then, in silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

    Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every
    time I clap my hands,
    a child in Africa dies."

    A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced
    the quiet . . .
    "Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!"

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