You're the internet wizard...
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k0na, I had a roommate who did the same fucking thing... I gave him an extra pc I had. Within 2 weeks
"Dog, I can't use the internet on my computer"
"What's wrong?"
"I don't know... I log in and the internet comes on by itself. Then, all kinds of windows just start opening; I can't even click on em to close em... it slows everything down."
haha, so I wipe everything, re-install everything and tell him "Stop fucking with all those porn sites". A month later he tells me "Man, this Norton Anti-Virus thing doesn't work... my computer is fucking up again"
"You been going on those shitty porn sites again?"
"No."
:|
Then there's my mom... an absolute nightmare when it comes to working on a computer. I fucking dread that weekly phone call. Ends up being 20 minute phone call; 15 minutes of it being her bitching about how her computer and printer are stupid and 5 worthless minutes of me trying to guide her over the phone navigating thru menus and shit. It always ends with me driving across the city on a Saturday to help her. I get there, diagnose and solve the so-called "problem" in 5 minutes or less and I hear "I TRIED THAT GREG; I DID THAT EXACT SAME THING AND IT DIDN'T WORK FOR ME! I DID JUST WHAT YOU SAID AND IT KEPT GIVING ME SOME ERROR... I GIVE UP!"
This week's problem: the printer keeps printing old documents from the queue and something about "my iPhoto pictures are all distorted"
ugh