You're the internet wizard...
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- Nairn0
Yeah, I had that recently, 23kon, for a friend I did a website for*. I sent him over a document template, set a webcam pointing at my PShop screen, two other monitors with full Skype chat and audio - all to teach him how to resize images in layers and export to web. That's it. It took an hour and a half and every 3rd step was interrupted by "Yeah, yeah - I know that", followed very swiftly thereafter by "So it's not working, what do I do now?" ("Did you do X when you said 'yeah, yeah, yeah'?" - "no").
After all my efforts, he had the gall to say "Well I don't understand how you expect me to know all this - isn't there a simpler way?" (Yes. Fuck off the internet.)
I wasn't even getting paid.
NEVER do freebies for Rich people.
(* though it's STILL not fucking online.. nngh)