You're the internet wizard...
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- TheBlueOne0
Arrrgghh..what's going on today!! My mom just called me (she's semi-retired, works three days a week at an insurance company)
"Hello"
"Hi mom..."
"Can you help me with a computer problem?"
"I suppose..what's up?"
"I can't put a logo in. It's moving all the text around?"
"What program are you using?"
"What do you mean, 'program'? It's what I use at work."
"*sigh* OK. I mean, is it a word processing program, you know MS Word or something?"
"I don't know. It's what we use to write letters. (yells over her sholder - 'Betty what program is this?' - We don't know..it's custom..whatever is on the computers here..."
"Mom, is it Word?"
"No, I don't think so."
"OK, is there a toolbar at the top?"
"What's a toolbar"
"You know something with little menus that let you change fonts and stuff..."
"Oh yeah. Sure. Of course there is."
"OK. Um, can you right click on the logo picture?"
"Right click? What do you mean?"
*bangs head on desk*
"Mom..I can't really help you without knowing what program it is or being there with you to figure it out..."
"I don't understand I thought you knew computers. You're always on the internet."
*bangs head on desk again and again....*