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The priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered in another race and it won again.
The local paper read: PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in
any more races.The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP
SCRATCHES THE PRIEST'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the
priest to get rid of the donkey.
The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would
have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a
farmer for $10.The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS HER ASS FOR
$10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the
nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high
plains where it could run free.The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS
IS WILD AND FREE.
Alas ... The Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY?
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about
everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.