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- monoboy0
A man and a chimp walk into a bar.
Man sits down, orders a beer. Chimp runs over to one of the tables and steals a burger out of a customers hands and eats it. Chimp then jumps over to the pool table, picks up the eight ball and swollows it.
The barman freaks out and asks them both to leave. The man apologises, pays for the guys burger and leaves.
Next day, the man and chimp come back to the restaurant. He promises to the barman that his chimp will behave this time.
No sooner has he said this, the chimp runs over to another table and grabs a chip off another customers plate.
Chimp looks at it, sticks it half way up it's arse, pulls it out and eats it.
Barman says, 'what's wrong with that filthy animal'.
Man says, 'Well ever since the incident with the 8 ball, he checks everything first to make sure'.