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Grover was a bitch.
But to your credit, he was better than Telly.
I hate that fucker.
A few years ago I wrote a series of stories entitled, "I’m The Motherfucker That Shot Telly."
Haha, they were pretty funny (to me).
I also used to do an impression of Elmo, and how Elmo would be if he was a crackhead.
Even my mom liked that one, because it was ridiculous.
Elmo want ... Elmo want ... El-El-Elmo need ... crack. So you get Elmo what he fucking needs damn it.
... haha, and I had this whole song to the tune of, "Have You Ever Seen A Rainbow?" except it was, "Have You Ever Seen My Crackpipe?"
And was just Elmo singing about how great his crackpipe is, and how all the muppet fiends want to use it, ahha.
Oh man, I think I have issues.