War on Lightning!
War on Lightning!
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- k0na_an0k0
what if lightning is just the sky saying 'oh yeah motherfuckers... take THIS!' after each time we shoot the space shuttle and other space rockets and such up into her/him... which basically all rockets resemble large penis', so in simple terms, we are fucking the sky maybe in the ass, maybe it's vagina, maybe even it's ear... who is to say, each time we shoot up a rocket.
so of course, cause the sky didn't give it's consent and we are pretty much date raping the beautiful blue whore, it gets pissed.
maybe?
maybe it jsut wants us to put giant condoms over our rockets before we penetrate the sky?
maybe all it wants is some protection.
think about it.