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- kingjulien0
when i was 11 i went to summer camp on lake winnepasauke in new hampshire-- the same place where they shot on golden pond (not to be confused with yor favorite porno, on golden blonde) and also bill murray in what about bob (which was kind of amusing at the time). i liked all the kids even though i was clearly an outsider, but i was particularly close to my counselor mark, this college kid who had a photo of the most beautiful cheerleader gf i've ever seen. because of this he became my mentor. one afternoon he took me out sailing and explained to me all about the birds and the bees. i asked him what happens when you're sleeping with some girl and you have to go to the bathroom. i was afraid of inadvertently giving a proper young lady a golden shower and i needed to know how to deal with this. he explained to me all about that and more, like i never knew until that day that a woman has four holes, one to urinate, one for number two's, one for sex, and one for......
dammit, what is that fourth hole for again?