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i have a really good brain
i care this much.
Mr President...did Vladimir slip the tongue in?
'...my hands are so diminutive I had to change all the door handles in Whitehouse to be this size'
"The combined intellectual capacity displayed in the politics thread, ladies and gentlemen... right here... ...actually... I think I can squeeze them a little tighter... riiiiiiiight abouuuttt heeeere."
"Fucking eyelid zits.... oww."
'...these are small... but the ones out there are far away'.
I have this much regard for any of you schmucks.
something something ... grabbing the tiniest pussy in the world ...
"Mike and Jared have got this much chance of walking away from all the fake Russia stuff...and boy, those crowds at my inauguration...we set records folks....tremendous records...."