Signs your getting old?
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- stewart10
When you hate Discord.
- What's Discord?lemmy_k
- Opened it once, guess I am well into the "already old" categoryformed
- For someone who has been through icq, msn, irc, skype, myspace, facebook etc, there is an underlying intuition that discord too shall pass, there is no pointdrgs
- in investing time in itdrgs
- ICQ and MSN. Good god.Continuity
- It's not about the platform, it's about the people.
#niceweekpalimpsest - When you never used Discord, and don't really get it.jagara
- Miesfan7
- no score,
that's Robert Weidested - David Sedaris?dmay
- Anderson Cooperspl33nidoru
- hillary clinton and dustin hoffmann in the back..neverscared
- all roads lead to Scorsesekeewee
- Justin Bieber. Could tell by the hand tattoos.Krassy
- Dennis Hopperfuturefood
- Martin Scorseseutopian
- George BurnsNonEntity
- @utopian are you 100% sure?sted
- no score,
- maquito8
I bought a kayak
- Cool!OBBTKN
- I've had one for years. We don't use it a lot, but it's nice to have. We have a protected bay nearby that doesn't allow motorized boats.lemmy_k
- wait until you buy a stand up paddle boardfooler
- Lolmaquito
- Not a sign of getting old, buying a wooden canoe kit that you build and canvas yourself is a sign you are getting old.shapesalad
- Welcome to the club maq, I got one I take spearfishing at this island by where I live, it's fun and a great escapeYakuZoku
- Very nicecrazyprick
- Why would a kayak be for oldies?Gnash
- Oh. Unless it’s the open-top kind? Like to old to fold yourself into a proper kayak?Gnash
- BusterBoy11
When your daughter finishes her last day of high school.
Today! :(
- In october?... good for herOBBTKN
- < This and trying not to look like a total idiot helping them with their homeworksOBBTKN
- Yep...now 10 days of study vacation. Then exams. Then ALL DONE!BusterBoy
- congrats to her!PonyBoy
- https://www.qbn.com/…utopian
- @OBBTKN - Australia's upside down, remember, so October is March and they finish early over there, which is to say - late.Nairn
- Mine is in her last year of high school, starting to think about college, 18th birthday next week...dmay
- yeah, checked the location of Busterboy later... thanks for the explaination yo :)OBBTKN
- MrT13
Your year of birth in those dropdown menus is at least 2 screens away. And you keep missing it because the scroll is too fucking quick.
- ;-)mugwart
- good oneDRIFTMONKEY
- hahaha! this is gold.chukkaphob
- lolKrassy
- Ahahahalvl_13
- PhanLo7
- Seniors on social is the best!mort_
- LolNBQ00
- lol @Rickkaiyohtee
- This is the 5th time I'm clicking on this imagedrgs
- pretty great tits for a grandmasarahfailin
- ^ album namemort_
- Looks like grandma is already living life without limits!Akagiyama
- Been waiting all day for this jpeg to finish loadingnb
- ^ hahamort_
- *Marychain enters the chatkaiyohtee
- Lol Kayiohtee_niko
- Karen's a party pooper :(Akagiyama
- Those are some well-kept (or enhanced) funbags for a granny.jagara
- ok_not_ok8
- <3Krassy
- I might like this better than OK Computerfooler
- Also awesome and with a lovely package.MrT
- Def MUCH better than OK ComputerKrassy
- I had the card pill box version of this.Chimp
- Krassy is correct.garbage
- Awesome album. So good live too.sab
- ^ yes! massive. I remember the bass in the beginning of 'I Think I'm In Love" rattling my ribcage!Krassy
- I may be alone but I prefer Let it Come Down.CyBrainX
- Let It Come Down is just as wonderfulKrassy
- https://www.qbn.com/…imbecile
- Krassy9
I catch myself on occasion to be saying "Oppa" when I get up or sit down.
- freedom4
I don't understand why everyone is getting so many tattoos.
- More openly acceptable, influence, makes you "look cool", I don't know, you name it...Maaku
- We need Bennn to Bennnsplain!Krassy
- It's so you can be an individual like everyone else.MrT
- neck tattoos and full sleeves use to mean you were an outlaw biker, now it means you're just a vegan barista.fooler
- @fooler lolapi
- when I doodle in a sketchbook, sometimes I create something great, and I want to look at it again, for a few days. Then I'm done.shapesalad
- How can you put a doodle on your arm and live with it for the rest of your life and not get tired of seeing it 7 months down the line? Is that why you get more?shapesalad
- The more you see them, the more you see them.Bennn
- Growing up in my community you would just have an uncle do a 1-color Virgin de Guadalupe on your arm, but I notice anglos get tattoos from little stores.robotron3k
- stfu robomonospaced
- < +1000OBBTKN
- LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME.LOOK AT ME.LOOK AT ME.LOOK AT ME.LOOK AT ME.LOOK AT ME.LOOK AT ME.LOOK AT ME.LOOK AT ME.LOOK AT ME.LOOK AT ME.LOOK AT ME.LOOK AT ME.LOOKsted
- Folk who get calf tattoos and weart shorts all the time just to show it off. rofl.microkorg
- I thought this was a thing we were complaining about 5 years ago...inteliboy
- HijoDMaite4
I’d never heard of the Nippy rapper dude.
- Nipsey Hustle?Maaku
- Yes sorry Nipsey.HijoDMaite
- Nipsey Hussleimbecile
- Me either. I'd heard the tunes on the radio, but it just sounds like loads of other stuff.PhanLo
- i had no idea who he is either. My girlfriend kept making fun of me because i couldn't say his name.capn_ron
- https://aywy.bandcam…e-wo
- Yes sorry Hussle.Maaku
- Or read that he got shot and think "Wait, the old comedian? Isn't he dead?"Akagiyama
- I legitimately thought an article about this Nipsey guy was an April Fool because his name is ludicrousBaskerviIle
- In one of his songs he brags about being surrounded by killers and now he got shot.mekk
- same samedbloc
- What happened to Hasselhoff?dbloc
- https://hypebeast.co…BrokenHD
- LA Mayor Eric Garcetti & LAPD Chief Michel Moore on Nipsey Hussle » https://hypebeast.co…BrokenHD
- Nipsey has been a needed voice in LA for over a decade; my book cover judging, "signs you're getting old," can't-use-google, jokester graphic design friends..BrokenHD
- It's ok, I asked the millennial at work and she didn't know him either.zarkonite
- Nipsey Russell was funnier...
Now,as the kids say,he's "dead".PublicVoice
- whatthefunk7
- Cheap wine and a feeding goat...BusterBoy
- excuse me while i kiss this guymicrokorg
- Went through Bad Religion's How Could Hell Be Any Worse? album while reading lyrics. Had the tape in early 90s, never read lyrics b4...whatthefunk
- “Big ole Jed had a light on”Ramanisky2
- Revved up like a douche_niko
- "Blinded by the light..
Revved up like a douche, another rotor in the night"Krassy - Enrique Iglesias: Rhythm Divine:
"Onaniiii... is the rythm surprise!".
Onani means masturbation in Danish.jagara - https://www.youtube.…Brabo_Brabo
- https://www.youtube.…Brabo_Brabo
- Haha, 5 years? More like 40 years!formed
- So what
You bought a parachute
Now i guess you think i owe youjagara
- Continuity6
I had to ask a kid stocking shelves at the supermarket last evening what was written on a package, because I didn't have my glasses on. And I don't even look that old.
Ugh.
- lolpango
- ouchFax_Benson
- I just take a photo with my phone and zoom infaxion
- 44 and asking kids for help reading shit. Fuck me.Continuity
- now go blame young designers for not being aware of sight problems in the post 40 target audience and using to small type:)uan
- I'm nearsighted, zero problem with this, a smile on my face when my friends need to put their glasses on to read something...OBBTKN
- A sad revenge for me after a life wearing glasses or contactsOBBTKN
- I can see small texts and offset dots like a human thread counterOBBTKN
- (iPhone, magnifying glass app. ftw)Gnash
- 2 years ago - a night of dancing coke and booze, ended up with a week long hangover which turned out to be a subdural hematoma...necromation
- don't bounce back like the old days... 44 and learningnecromation
- Fuck the creators of fine print!Turboslacker
- I had perfect eye sight until 1.5 years ago, then BAM!, like almost overnight it just vanished. Not to glasses yet, but wow, it changes fast!formed
- So when you get old you can't see closer. But I'm already near sighted... i can't see far. Does that mean I'm just gonna go blind or back to normal?pango
- lolfadein11
- fooler14
I removed the aerator screens on my kitchen faucet to clean them to get better water flow and not to use them as a screen for a pot pipe.
- LolHijoDMaite
- hahaGnash
- I purchased a bag of screens for my bong.zarkonite
- sarahfailin8
i can't sleep past 8AM for the life of me. no matter how late i stay up.
- 6:30 for me here. I can't sleep in at all. Thank heaven for naps.capn_ron
- Last 2 weeks I've been waking at 4.30 and then not being able to get back to sleep because my joints ache and existential dread.Fax_Benson
- ^OBBTKN
- hahaha, +1 faxdetritus
- I can't sleep in 'cuz my kids have just knee'd me in the balls....see_thru
- I wish I had this problem.hotroddy
- yea im definitely not that olddrgs
- before 6 for me every day, even when hanging. just started doing 7:30 - 3.30 days. 2 mile walk in, no students or pavement bikers. fucking bliss until 9am.kingsteven
- 7a for menotype
- Bennn5
people born in the 90's are almost 30 y-o now
That means we're old AF
- you're old afMaaku
- ^ no, you areGnash
- you're old afBennn
- "As Fuck!" say it damn you lil' cuntface!utopian
- get off my lawn assholesjaylarson
- I'm 35 years youngMaaku
- you're 35 years oldBennn
- Agreed with utopian.Continuity
- 30's are the new teens.shapesalad
- Age is just a number. My girls are now 5-10 years younger than me. Still having fun on Tinder until I settle down.M01XXX
- You're old when millennial's using acronyms, and abbreviations like 'convo' get on your tits...see_thru
- Almost 30!!!! Not yet Ben so calm down!!!!notype
- i heard a grown up woman in the plane in a conversation saying she was born 1994.... I was thinking... fuck... I graduated in 1995. haha.SimonFFM
- ^^ exactlyBennn
- any abv bothers mejaylarson
- @simon... ooph.notype
- i work in a university, every year greeted by the DOBs of new students. 1999 atm. christ.kingsteven
- Continuity8
I'm binge-watching Frasier.
- +1000helloeatbreathedrive
- fucking hell...oey
- *bangs on chest
like medrgs - Does it hold up? I watched an episode a few years back and was horrified at how stupid and slapstick it was. Used to really like it at Uni.detritus
- Chhers was good when we had two channels back in the 80's. Then Frasier...fuck that.oey
- how does such an ugly boring guy get laid so much?oey
- Have you seen his pad?
$$$detritus - Early Frasier is fantastic. Genuinely great writing.Fax_Benson
- ^^ Maybe it’s because he doesn’t own a gun.MrT
- The late stuff when Niles and Daphne are together makes me want to throw up in my own face.Fax_Benson
- Audrey: So, Dr Crane, I don't see why I should fix the dumb dress when my sister can't even fit into it anymore._niko
- Frasier: Audrey, you borrowed the dress, you tore it. As an old Greek haberdasher once said: "Euripedes, Eumenides._niko
- As Fax said, the early series are just gold. Tip-top writing.
Also, the sketch with Niles trying to press his trousers is beautiful physical comedy.Continuity - applies to all series. Friends best seasons are 2-3-4drgs
- Hmm. Maybe friends is the exception that proves the ruleFax_Benson
- Yes! You made me feel young again ;-)SimonFFM
- whatthefunk13
- LOLContinuity
- Wait, that's not real??
Fuck's sake!Akagiyama - Pine cone tea is real and you should be drinking it!futurefood
- I meant, Pine Sol!futurefood
- Bennn9
When you're visiting a forum since 15 years on the web and create a thread called "Signs you're getting old"
thats a sign
- TLhans_glib
- Your *set
- also, you remember when there wasn't a webGnash
- lol setBennn
- lol setmonospaced
- lol setKrassy
- lol setchukkaphob
- haha - sorry again setmugwart
- =Dset
- scarabin11
when you have to explain to an entire room full of people who beavis and butthead are.
- hehehe coolmugwart
- nightmare :Dsted
- I had to do the same with Ren & Stimpy a couple of years back. I could only sigh.Continuity
- We're that old now?!!? Jesus...that used to be popular culture a couple of years ago.Maaku
- Who are Ren & Stimpy? :-DKrassy
- pull up a clipdoesnotexist