Signs your getting old?
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- Nairn9
Youtube flipped me over to this shit from some techno that Yuekit posted, and it took me a good 12 minutes to realise.
- I fucking hate jazz, but this shit's so inoffensive, it just gets in under the radar.Nairn
- Stealth drone 2043 gently plays jazz before it targets the top of your brain stem with a high velocity, slightly explosive strike.Nairn
- Also, assuming I'm sharing a YT bubble with at least some of you lot - which one of you cunts is playing this on the regular?!Nairn
- that came up on mine too randomly. I've never once clicked on a video like this at all.capn_ron
- mountain cabin, fireplace, a good book, dog sprawled on a thick rug, cookies almost ready in the oven....... snowing outsideKrassy
- ummm... that might be me.pango
- not really for listening to but to fill the void.pango
- Krassy, don't do that to a city guy, c'mon man :)Wordsworth
- These vids are awesome background music when cooking. Great for sleeping too!Akagiyama
- I wish coffee shops would play this. Instead they lit the idiot baristas DJ with their terrible idiosyncratic crapnb
- "not really for listening to but to fill the void" lolNairn
- I've just clicked on it. Naturally, now I'll get fuckloads of this sort of stuff in my recommendations. Eventually, you will, too, thanks to me.Continuity
- I have tinnitus, so I leave YouTube on autoplay all of the time to fill the void, as pangz says. Their algo is so off on me, it's ridiculous.garbage
- ^go into your watch history on youtube and delete it. you won't get suggested vids related to itAkagiyama
- I've left my office to take a shower. I was listening to Mogwai when I left. When I come back?garbage
- Ben Shapiro squealing about whatever new thing was upsetting his bitch ass.garbage
- lol that guy's voice is just... no.
Never mind his opinions...Nairn - This is why I don't quite believe all the hype about how AI is going to be governing humanity in a few years time.yuekit
- @aka I have to research shitstains like Little Ben, but I have an alternate account for that. Somehow they bleed into my personal YT account.garbage
- @Nairn Even if he wasn't an abject moron addicted to logical fallacies, he always sounds like he's campaigning for "Shrill Wiener of the Year".garbage
- I'd fall asleep if this ever followed any of the mixes I listen to - what was the previous one?timeless
- Beeswax9
Having a colonoscopy tomorrow.
Looking forward to the anesthetic that everyone praises.- If you are under anesthetic, how will you enjoy the colonoscopydrgs
- I trust you're eating a filthy kebab this evening?Nairn
- They’re called poppersfuturefood
- Enjoy being sodomised by a camera!Continuity
- https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity
- Only be concerned if you feel both hands on your shoulders.hydro74
- funny, hydro.hotroddy
- lol hydro_niko
- @cont. jesus fuck! that's how far up they go?!?pango
- https://www.youtube.…Elwin74
- @pango, all the way to lake ontariohotroddy
- The worst part is the prep. That stuff works fast too! The anesthetic is amazing before it knocks you out. I can see why MJ was hooked.Akagiyama
- Lubed, subdued and ready to view.Nairn
- @hotknobby and then all the way back down to Mississippi river like your tits.pango
- hope all goes wellstoplying
- @pango Right? Looking forward to middle age, yet? You, too, will have a camera up your butt so far, you'll be puking it out.Continuity
- milfhunter10
birthday today. Getting old
- Happy birthday!!! Stop complaining and go out and celebrate!OBBTKN
- Havent you just recently had birthdaydrgs
- May the hunt be fruitful.palimpsest
- ^ heheSquiddy
- HBD!Krassy
- HbD!YakuZoku
- Thankss y'all!
@drgs last time was 1 year ago, same date.milfhunter - gilfhuntercrazyprick
- You know when you are old: When the "milfs" are younger than you.
Happy Bday.Longcopylover - Health is wealth!!!
HBD bro!!!ideaist - thnks fellow designers!
@Long haha lolmilfhunter
- whatthefunk13
- lolGnash
- hahaha!
did I buy the good bird seed mix?lajj - Oh god... too soon!BK
- LOLBennn
- This is so true.
I remember preparing various mixtures for the hummingbirds and waiting like this for long minutes just to see them coming...nbq - 'long minutes'! I waited two fucking years to bribe the spring and summer chafinches over from my neighbour's previously-superior bird mixNairn
- hahaprophetone
- hahahahahad_gitale
- dasohr12
You think picking up skateboarding as a past time hobby is a sound idea.
- haha ouchNairn
- Too soon.ideaist
- Yeah, you could've at least waited 'til he broke an ankle, dasohr. Poor form!Nairn
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯dasohr
- Sounder than taking up Parkour.shapesalad
- what up fellow youths.gifdrgs
- I've started training to be a UFC champeen. Wish me luck! I can always buy new bones and teeth, right?face_melter
- LolOBBTKN
- Lol, I hear you!SimonFFM
- pango12
- See a doctordrgs
- First thing tmr.pango
- is your name Janet and are you 55 years old?Bennn
- speaking of ocd, how is kerning on a label maker? ;)helloeatbreathedrive
- @benn it's Linda!pango
- oh my bad, Linda ;PBennn
- I’m quite surprised these aren’t already hipster accessories.MrT
- OMG, I was just saying to my wife the other day I wanted one of these, she replied with the OCD comment, hahaha.elahon
- It's OCD then.pango
- I...have...that. It's wonderful.formed
- LOL IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!pango
- #want.shellie
- loveSmurf
- doggydoggdog6
I just want to retire and make art.
What's a job that pays like $40k and is part time like 3 days a week?
Would cover my bills and let me keep my lifestyle.
- street pharmacistpango
- cam girlYakuZoku
- onlyfanpango
- CamBoyRamanisky2
- OnlyGrampsRamanisky2
- OnlyDaddiespango
- OnlyCamsephil
- sell feet pics.pango
- Rich grannies' toy-boyOBBTKN
- sell carpet shampoohans_glib
- lollypop man, postie? get your shifts over and done with before the day starts.microkorg
- Crypto. Trust memilfhunter
- Real Estate Photographer.bezoar
- SodomBucket.Nairn
- Sell the art?imbecile
- Wedding PhotographerRamanisky2
- That’s what I do for my employees. They are there for the 3 days I need em and can pursue their hobbies 4 days out of the weektoemaas
- This one isn't related to age.CyBrainX
- ok_not_ok11
- O Z E M P I Cnb
- G e N e SNBQ00
- Lifestyle change: Paleo diet, ice baths & jack off crystals.palimpsest
- lifestyle change is more inviting. stomach pains from medicine? downtime from surgery? eat healthy & exercise. fat belly causing knee pain? no thank youimbecile
- Fat belly shouldn't be causing knee pain unless you're morbidly obese.
Health is a threshold not a hashtag.palimpsest - So paleo diet, ice baths & jack off crystals fall off the optimal health spectrum, chief.palimpsest
- I weigh 102 kilos, about 17 more than my optimum. Yes, 17 extra kilos is felt in the knees at 47. Yes lifestyle change is the ticket.jagara
- I'm right below you. I'm at 15 extra keys from my race weight but my only 10kg over my "natural weight". Knees are fine so far but losing a few couldn't hurt.palimpsest
- What I'm saying is that at 70kg you're not necessarily healthier than at 74kg. Just as as 0 alcohol at all doesn't make you healthier than drinking 1 glass/weekpalimpsest
- And to make it extra clear: Paleo diet, ice baths & jack off crystals are bullshit.palimpsest
- hey there chief, the average american would go to the doc over overweight knee pain so again, go fuck yourself, docimbecile
- and let us not forget... https://www.qbn.com/…imbecile
- i mean, i know you're proud of yourself for duplicating and distributing qbn content, but that doesn't make it right. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯imbecile
- Yeah, I forgot I was slanging qbn content on the slide.
My bad, chief!palimpsest - Let it be noted that you're getting your rocks off from my very own "duplicated and distributed content", champ. Enjoy!palimpsest
- palimpsest the kind a guy to drink diet soda then get bariatric surgery. my bad, chief. i didn't mean to question your lifestyleimbecile
- just fyi, pepto bismol isn't a digestiveimbecile
- Never had either of them, skippy.
Let's keep the drama to a minimal. You know where to find me.palimpsest - https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest
- Should be using 'big guy' or 'big man' instead of champ and chief.misterhow
- He'll get there, eventually.palimpsest
- We've got names on deck: Champ, Chief, Bud, Captain, Big Guy, Pal, Sport, Tiger, Skippy, Scooter, Ace, Boss, Kiddo, Junior, Partner, Sparky, Slick.palimpsest
- Big guy (man) is awfully quiet as is his custom now.palimpsest
- I could get the Strava running group *up and running* again if big man is up for a challenge.palimpsest
- You know, "for health".palimpsest
- I've picked the right window, hopefully not too late. I'm also about 15 over for a 6 footer.ephix
- Wait, what were you talking about again?CyBrainX
- Krassy13
- at 9:30pmKrassy
- Age 57: sneak out of the pub to get home
Age 87: sneaksted - I do love a good French Exit.Wolfboy
- 27: The Irish Exit is a hilarious game.
37: The Irish Exit is a craft so polished that you list it on your CV.garbage - @garbage i'm still sorry :)sted
- Age 97: sneakmaquito
- Age 107: snakemaquito
- have a party at home...neverscared
- flolgarbage
- PhanLo11
- Finally! Someone understands!Akagiyama
- ^ Hehe yep.PhanLo
- Back problems are funi_was
- Same same! Just this week. Monday night I alternated between a heating pad on the couch and child's pose on the floor.misterhow
- Stretching does the trick.SimonFFM
- Pain is just noise; ignore. https://theconversat…BustySaintClaire
- mine did too, started doing yoga, now finejagara
- Yoga...grafician
- shinglessted
- CALLES9
No matter at what time I go to bed. Even if it's like 4 am(not like that happens that often now a day) I wake up at 530... 615 max.
- Amenskwiotsmith
- too much sugar or caffeine in your system prior going to sleep? those wake u up at a routine when they deplete no matter what. i cut sugar & worked for me.helloeatbreathedrive
- Yupmonospaced
- sunrise, everyday, no alarm neededformed
- yupmoldero
- samedmay
- i wish i had this problem :/SteveJobs
- 2:30 each fucking night..go to bed around ten-ishsureshot
- try this..works for most: https://www.youtube.…sureshot
- you mean on days off.HijoDMaite
- Yup same here not quite as early but early enough.Ramanisky2
- YupMrT
- Yup. 5am for me.desmo
- fooler12
A younger woman standing next to me on the train today was wearing a Stone Roses shirt, worn out jeans and chuck taylors.
When I commented to her that I liked her shirt she responded. "Thanks we're having a flash back 80's dress up day at work today".
Then I realized that's pretty much the same outfit I've been wearing for the past 30 years.- lolmonospaced
- Yeah. The Dream of the 90s is still strong in my closet.nocomply
- ha! I Live in Portlandiafooler
- 90s skater is what my closet looks like still. goot thing i'm 42 and the 90's were 20+ years agocapn_ron
- 48 dad here. I went to a 4th of July party wearing a Lemonheads T and Vans and another Dad kept asking me if I was a skater when I was a kid.fooler
- She should have responded "this ain't no Fools Gold! I Am The Resurrection ... of 80's style"Krassy
- The Lemonheads just played here and I regretted not going, but you can't make 'em all.nocomply
- That Lemonheads show was great plus seeing Tommy Stinson open was a plus!fooler
- 90's GenX chick here. \m/sea_sea
- I missed Jawbox last night, I guess you can't make them all.fooler
- Damn, a Jawbox reunion. I had no idea. Glad to see the new lineup includes Kim. Last saw them at DC Space a million years ago. Feels like it was yesterday.zombiewoof
- well at least you didn't get "I have a boyfriend...'"_niko
- _me_9
I'm 44 today. I forgot, wasn't till my missus told me.
- happy bday :)Gnash
- happy birthday _me_!Bennn
- I don't disagree with your forgetting.
Birthdays after the age of about 23 suck.
xNairn - happy bdayrenderedred
- HBD!!!
http://edd-e.com/nt_…
:)e-pill - Happy birthday!Melanie
- I think im 44 in July. All a blur.. happy birthday...rootlock
- Happy bday!MondoMorphic
- Wait, I'm 44 today too!misterhow
- Happy!moldero
- fuck me, i am also 44BonSeff
- MrT11
I'm sick to the back teeth of PM apps and systems. Across half a dozen regular clients, there are twice as many of them to use; Asana, Slack, Teams, Drive, Screenlight, Aspera, Trello, RocketPolisher, on and on we go.
Chuck in a few stuck-in-the-muds who still prefer to photograph printouts with red handwriting all over them. And my inbox is clogged with endless notifications from apps that are supposed to unclog my inbox.
Bollocks.
- Asana, teams and trello notifications get filtered into a "clutter" folder in my workflow. Makes me much more productivesausages
- I'm still in whinge mode, solutions later : )MrT
- + Zoom, Skype, Facetime, Google Meet, Microsoft Teams, BlueJeans, WhatsApp etc etc for video conference calls. Oh and Houseparty for friends.inteliboy
- That's the spirit!MrT
- Oh you just reminded me to check Slack for stuff.........Nope, nothing important, will check again in 2 weeks...grafician
- Signs, I'm getting old: I don't understand any of the stuff you write. Haha. Oh, I have heard of Microsoft Teams... damn...SimonFFM
- Handwritten photocopies... Gezuss, you an 80s ad man? All these tools make my life 100 times more manageablenecromation
- Anyway, multiply all this with 4-5 clients, all using mostly different tools.
I just try to use email for everything...grafician - So over it myself. I pay loads of cash for PM tools that clients can't or don't use properly.monoboy
- I've even had a client FedEx a hard copy from the US with printers marks in H2 pencil for a 24hr deadline.monoboy
- @necro I’m not but a client does this.MrT
- We started with Teams after the plague struck, for people working from home. Pure fucking nightmare. Everyone uses their shitty iPhone mics for video calls...face_melter
- ...so everyone sounds like they are coming through a fucked-up NYC subway PA from 1973.face_melter
- Ha! I'm a little amazed that I got away with RocketPolisher as a viable PM app.
Thx for the upvotes xMrT
- OBBTKN10
30 years ago, I was 20.
In 30 years, I'm going to be 80.
Note to self: Time to start putting things in order, man.
- ¡Feliz cumpleaños!palimpsest
- We are all riding around on a giant crusty molten ball of iron and we get about 70~90 years to enjoy it.shapesalad
- *1~90palimpsest
- @palimpsest, lol, not my birthday man...OBBTKN
- Happy birthd—
Oh. Well, fuck you, then!Continuity - Happy birthday you old fuck!pango
- Happy not birthday you old fuck!garbage
- It's your birthday now, huevón!
XDpalimpsest - <3PonyBoy
- Zorionak!!!Miesfan
- NBQ0018
- Maaku17
You flinch every time you read "your" on the title of this thread
- shapesalad8
I bought a standing desk. After 30mins setting up... I needed to sit down.
- means you're out of shape even at standing.NBQ00
- ^ outofshapesaladSimonFFM
- Walking is easier than standing.
Static standing is torture reallydrgs - Lol Simonnb
- Must haves: sit/stand desk; running shoes or a good foot mat; a foot bar for when you’re standing to alternate putting each foot up a few inches.nb
- In time you will get used to this little dance of small movements and it’s so much better for worknb
- Lolz @SimonFFM
Shots fired!ideaist - I'd assume barefoot would be better for a standing desk. We weren't designed to spend multiple hours stood still on a flat, hard surface.Nairn
- Get a high chair. Sit down and get up every so often, and that's it!OBBTKN
- I have been working with standing desks for years and since then my neck pain has disappeared. Good luck;)OBBTKN
- do what OBBTKN said, eventually you'll ween off of itYakuZoku
- Thanks for reminding me to stand up..Get a good floor mat, it helps tons.dbloc
- I've been wearing Vivobarefoot shoes for about 7 years now. Barefoot is the only way. Great for posture and a natural standing positionIanbolton
- I still mourn the loss of Terra Plana, which is what Vivo was prior - best damned shoes I ever did have.Nairn
- Akagiyama15
- hehePioneerDJ303
- It's funny 'cause it's truepablo28
- What is that thing, an original ATM?nb