Make your computer happy
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- KaitlinMcCarthy
Can someone tell me how to make my computer happy? It needs emotions and I do not know how to give or teach my computer to have emotions. Is there some recommended software to do this?
- Gnash0
:)
- moldero0
repair disk permissions
- nb0
- detritus0
More RAM.
- monospaced0
Ask yurimon.
- err0
Replace all HDs with SSDs. Also you should have at least 30% of your disk space free.
- detritus0
Shorten all your USB cables.
- Fax_Benson0
take it to the cinema
- detritus0
Change all your system fonts to Comic Sans.
- Fax_Benson0
are you using it to ask us? If so, the game's already over. It remembers what you type.
Do a full factory reset before you act.
- err0
Close "the gif animation thread" tab.
- omg0
- sureshot0
Buy your computer a ticket to the tropics.
- kona0
Whisper sweet nothings into it's USB port.
"Oh baby you crunch data so good"
"Your hard drive is SO BIG"
"I'd like to cram all 4 USBs into you at once baby... I know you can handle it."Computers love that shit.
- find the clickorussarahfailin
- I always whisper "go fuckyourself " work tip top.sureshot
- lol @ 4 usbssarahfailin
- see_thru0
Make it look at porn