The Last Male North White Rhine
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- dbloc
What is it like to look at the very last of something? To contemplate the passing of a unique wonder that will soon vanish from the face of the earth? You are seeing it. Sudan is the last male northern white rhino on the planet. If he does not mate successfully soon with one of two female northern white rhinos at Ol Pejeta conservancy, there will be no more of their kind, male or female, born anywhere. And it seems a slim chance, as Sudan is getting old at 42 and breeding efforts have so far failed. Apart from these three animals there are only two other northern white rhinos in the world, both in zoos, both female.
- georgesIII0
with all the tech with have,
can we just not freeze him and wake him up when he wants to fuck??
- cbass991
what about have pinkfloyd jerk off the rhino and then shoot it into one of the females at the zoo?
- set0
Fuck him
- docpoz0
Can we clone him?
- BrokenHD0
:(
- iCanHazQBN1
They could just extract the semen. Pinkfloyd could put a straw into the rhino's peehole and suck the cum out, store it inside his mouth until the female is ovulating, then spit it inside the female's vagina.
- <cbass99
- I have nothing against pinkfloyd btw. Just continuing the trend set forth a few posts above. Maybe he is good with animals? I don't know. Anyone?iCanHazQBN
- i have nothing against pinkfloyd either..i just thought he'd be good for the job.cbass99
- ideaist0
Y'all know we are in fact animals ourselves, yeah?
- no way dude. jesus made us. we're special and totally separate from the savage animals.iCanHazQBN
- Ideaist. and you point is?pango
- Ben991
it's fucking sad.
- Akagiyama1
/sigh
