You just found a magic lamp
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- georgesIII
No, I'm not fuckn with you,
you honestly just found a lamp with a sticker that says "Magik", you rub it, smoke comes out,and a goddamm genie pops out.
He says:
Oi Master, I'm only a lesser genie in the genie realm, I can sadly only grant you one wish m8.You can resuscitate one person,
any person, from any timeline,
chose wisely,who do you bring back?
- DRIFTMONKEY0
Bob Denver
- i_monk0
Another fucking 4chan/b/ thread from georges...
- Gnash0
my dad
- plash0
this guy right now!
- uan0
togtfo
- ORAZAL0
I think that this being a Georges thread the correct answer would be Hitler.
What did I win?- alien hitler would be better thoughgeorgesIII
- Do I at least get an A?ORAZAL
- ApeRobot0
Jesus/Mohamid
To set things straight.
- locustsloth0
This would be an excellent opportunity to kill someone and bring them back to life right away, just to let them know who's boss
- kekApeRobot
- Would you fuck them in the ass before or after killing them?ORAZAL
- geniusgeorgesIII
- lol locustset
- HAYZ1LLLA0
The genie is English?
Osama. I miss his little face.
- georgesIII0
(so no one is bringing back steve?)
- reanimate0
Started to write Einstein. Changed it to STeve Jobs.
- ESKEMA0
But does it bring it back to life with full health and no diseases, and somewhat immune or something? Or using the Steve Jobs example, the genie brings it back like a day before he dies.
Genies are tricky mutherfuckers, everything must be well explained before making a decision.
- SteveJobs0
you rang?
<angelic orchestral sounds>
- SteveJobs0
at first i was thinking jfk to end decades of mystery, but lee harvey would probably (sadly) be a better bet for that.
- nb0
- dbloc0
ask it if there really will be a new QBN
- scarabin0
i'd save it for when either my girl or myself dies.
one up motherfucker!
