Google buys Apple
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- GeorgesIV
just putting it out there, because once the first google government is in place, they'll completely tear apple apart
- sublocked0
Step away from the keyboard
- ORAZAL1
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- utopian0
- lolfadein11
- if it were a possibility I might actually get upset about something like this, but it's as likely as the rapturemonospaced
- hahaaHombre_Lobo
- sandbag0
How can I invest?
- GeorgesIV0
No I'm dead serious,
just look at google's progression,
they started as a search engine, branched into communication, transport, robotic and science,guess what's next,
politics
- and transhumanism too,GeorgesIV
- Do you read this book, Georges?
http://www.actusf.co…D4W33D - nope, but i'll look it upGeorgesIV
- this book speaks exactly about what you sayD4W33D
- prophetone0
2015 prediction = Google rebrands as Tyrell Corporation
- prophetone0
- when, when will they re-make BLADERUNNER ? when?Christa
- hopefully never. it's perfect as it is.exador1
- a remake? never!!prophetone
- Don't touch at this movie!
Never!D4W33D - too late folks. its on the way.zenmasterfoo
- Never remake it! Please Never!Hombre_Lobo
- only if Christopher Nolan do itbenfal99
- ZOOP0
It's worse than that
- I would say either Wes Anderson or Errol Morris directed this videorobotron3k
- now with quantum physics, they both did at the same time._niko
- or these guys. http://www.youtube.c…
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- sem0
This would never happen, but if Apple somehow lost its billions then I wouldn't be against it. Why?
Good things about Google:
1. Their shit works. (as does Apples so both even there)
2. They make affordable hardware.
3. They allow a good amount of freedom on Android
4. Their education programs and facilities are amazingBad things about Apple
1. They live by the 'lightbulb conspiracy' rule
2. They charge ridiculous prices for hardware
3. IOS hates home-brew and requires jailbreak
4. Their store staff can be so fucking annoying
- Ianbolton0
^ So what good things do Apple do? I'm sure if someone compared my worst attributes to someones best, they'd win!
- they give all those third world countries those high paying jobs with low hours.albums
- wait, i mean low paying jobs with high hours... same thing though right?albums
- < hahasem
- In those countries, those are high-paying jobs.shaft
- In those countries they are insane hours and serious suicides due to it.sem
- Apple provides a small minority of those jobs compared to other manufacturers.monospaced
- GeorgesIV0
data = cocaine
google = charlie sheenI'm making this shirt ehhehe
but honestly google is only 15, he's barely learning to masturbate in socks
- ernexbcn0
Apple has so much money now they can even buy themselves back to become private.
Google might buy them but after lots of year of burning that cash pile, otherwise no.
- monospaced0
Hahahahahaha, yeah right.
- monospaced0
- <monospaced
- dude facts don't belong here. you should know that by now.inteliboy
- wordmonospaced
- because images on the internet = instant factsrosem
- inteliboy0
Troll Georges strikes again.
The idea of Google getting into politics is an interesting idea however... a scary, but interesting idea.
- GeorgesIV0
I wish I was trolling, when you see prism and look at how much data googles sucks on all of us, their startups and latest acquisitions,
you can only the distopic future they're leading us in.google's reach is really impressing when you look at it, it's almost like they can't do no evil.., smirks
- monospaced0
Google purchased Boston Dynamics (maker of the Big Dog).
- < military applicationsmonospaced
- Google acquired 8 robotics companies in 6 monthsZOOP
- formed0
Google will control the world. Totally inevitable. Apple is content making hardware.
Currently:
Controls search, or, more specifically, controls intimate data on everyone, everywhere
Ambitious - unlike others, Google isn't afraid to aim big, really big. Look at the acquisitions over the last year...Google is going to control robots, home automation, vehicular transport, fiber optics, space. Apple only bought things immediately relevant to their hardware, extremely conservative (Google paid more for Nest than apple has paid for all of its acquisitions, combined).
Money - they will just slowing consume the options the world has, from military to home to connectivity and information
Funny, I remember a video from years ago that predicted Google's takeover (can't find it now). Amazing how much has come true.
- this ? http://www.youtube.c…srhadden
- 2007 .. crazysrhadden
- That might be it! Thanks!
Yeah, crazy how accurate it wasformed