April Fool's Jokes
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- detritus
Can we just stick 'em all in here this year?
- detritus0
ie.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH HAH HA HA HA H AHA
OH MY SIDES, GOOGLE.
- &c.detritus
- Meh.omahadesigns
- It smelled so badly like April 1st...SimonFFM
- give it 25 years and it will be a reality. If not sooner the way things are going._niko
- monospaced0
Just posted on Facebook that my company closed the NY office tomorrow and that we have a 3-day weekend. My boss and coworkers are actually texting me, which does not happen.
- Yes! A good April Fool's Joke should be worth the chance of getting fired over.
That's the spirit!detritus - I don't think I could be fired for this. Plus, you'd have to be a fool to believe it.monospaced
- i was kidding, dude.detritus
- I know, but you got me worried there for a sec. :Dmonospaced
- your boss and workmates are friends on Facebook?!23kon
- yes, my boss is fucking awesome, and some of my coworkers are friends I hiredmonospaced
- we are a team... you aren't friends with your team?monospaced
- Fair enough. Yes, friends with team but only a few actively use facebook for personal23kon
- exactly the same thing thenmonospaced
- Yes! A good April Fool's Joke should be worth the chance of getting fired over.
- ernexbcn0
Google Analytics realtime stats show 41 visitors from the International Space Station Control Room.
- evil11
1. Find a friend that has a nice car.
2. Create a Craigslist post selling it for an insanely low price.
3. Include their phone number.
4. laugh your ass off all day.
- WeLoveNoise0
You're a sucker for this shit aren't you detritus?
- 23kon0
GF has day off today. I had to get up for work.
Just before i'm leaving for work I go through to interrupt her long-lie in bed to tell her that we must have mice and that they had destroyed the 12 pack of Krispy Kreme Donuts that we got last night.Look of "How dare they!" horror on her face was classic :)
- utopian0
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- zaq1
- ideaist0
YOOOOOO!!!! STOP WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING. Over the years, the XLR8R podcast series has featured some pretty AMAZING DJs, but today's installment is taking shit to the NEXT LEVEL. NYC badboy and trap pioneer Baauer has stepped up to the fucking plate with an EXCLUSIVE mix and we're STOKED to present it. Can you say WORLD PREMIERE, bitches?
Normally, we require all the DJs doing the podcast to give us a complete tracklist, but we made an exception here, for two reasons:#1 It's FUCKING BAAUER. Dude is like the king of the world right now. We'd make out with our moms if he told us to.
#2 On a serious tip, Baauer told us that this mix is full of top-secret exclusives and some UNDERGROUND shit that he's got to keep on the DL. FUCK the hype --- this guy goes way deeper than "Harlem Shake," and the HOTTT JAMZZZZ on this mix prove it. (Of course, if any of our readers recognize the TOONZ and want to blow up Baauer's spot in the comments section, we can't stop them. LOLOLOLOL!!!)
ANYWAYZ, playlist or no, this mix FUCKING RULES and Baauer is the man! Shout out to dude and his whole crew for making this happen. We'll be rocking this shit ALL DAY --- getting stuck in the fucking trap is ALL GOOD when Baauer is runnin' things. TRAP 4EVA!!!!!!
- I listened to the mix and then was like http://2.bp.blogspot…GeorgesII
- Ditto kiddo...ideaist
- zaq0
- letterhead1
Give someone a piece of delicious chocolate cake, then BAM baseball bat to the shins LOL April fools!
- detritus0
Love that this is set on Upper Street...
- ohhhhhsnap1
w/ everyone i encounter every year this time
- chukkaphob2
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- detritus1
For the record, I hate April Fools.
The internet version, anyway - it all tries far too hard and everyone falls about themselves metooing.
More than a little happy to hear that Google's GMail April Fool backfired so spectacularly - what the fuck were they thinking?
It's like having some friendless idiot pull wires out of your car and then yell SURPRISE! as you careen off the highway and slam into a bridge on the way to work in the morning. Tools are tools - stop fucking with them.
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Can we get back to doing stupid little pranks to each other IRL and then stopping before midday?
- Also very glad to see that I've only come across one April fool in the wild this year and it was obvious enough to give a wide berth and ignore.detritus
