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- isleptwithsirenstonight7
rapture 2.0- Day almost over here, what time zone does the Rapture occur in?yuekit
- Georges, have you been rapured yet?ApeRobot
- Meteor anyone?ApeRobot
- The bible clearly stated the rapture begins in Arkansas.monospaced
- *wavesqoob
- @mono it's way too early to laugh that hardgarbage
- i love this image heredocpoz
- posting it on the /////// thread, it's a big deal that thread, trust mefeel
- upvotedbklyndroobeki
- Ramanisky27
lol ... we’re so fucked.
- Hard to deny with such strong arguments!
#winningnbq - These cunts are all so scared of having an opinion different from the giant orange turd and his climate denying asshole followers...BusterBoy
- That's who you guys sent to us!
Not sorry for Bieber!pango - So this is what became of that pageant girl, such as._niko
- #Winningutopian
- ^ man I can still hear charlie sheen's voice with that lolhelloeatbreathedrive
- Complete fucking idiot, yet obviously earns a good living.PhanLo
- Hard to deny with such strong arguments!
- neverscared4
- Damn. RIP broPhanLo
- Cool story broOBBTKN
- M-19 4 Lifeutopian
- right wing has been working like a charm so far...oey_oey
- lol phanloNairn
- ooh hotroddy gonna lose his shit. https://www.theguard…Khurram
- easier said than donemilfhunter
- Old news. The narcos are leftist guerillashotroddy
- mate, you're such a fucking boot-slobbering wingnut, to you, Mussolini was a leftist guerilla.face_melter
- lol...i take you to have intel that the DEA doesn't have. fucking lolzhotroddy
- utopian8
- why are they showing a photo of the husband?chukkaphob
- need to see the author's mugshoot.chukkaphob
- gave up trying t o explain why this is funny to my fiancée!mugwart
- Didn't OJ do this first?dbloc
- Coincidence?nbq
- Is she storing him in her cheeks like a squirrel?elahon
- My sister-in-law knew the guy she murdered. He taught her at culinary school.fooler
- @fooler and did she use a cooking knife? lolchukkaphob
- Gnash6
Louis gets a standing ovation when he performed for the first time since he retreated from the mob
- although he's triggered the woke-patrol something fierce.Gnash
- I wonder if he'll become a bit of a 'niche' live performer for the sex pest crowd.Fax_Benson
- he's one of the funnier guys around. hopefully he'll be just fineGnash
- Perhaps this version of Louis CK will actually be funny.robotron3k
- lol faxfadein11
- Always found him incredibly funny. But seriously, if you're going to wear a suit, do it propper.mort_
- if you're going to spell proper, do it proper.imbecile
- why? because it imposes on you enough to complain?mort_
- considering your complaint was misspelled and directed at someone who will never read it, i thought it might behoove your further arguments to spell properly.imbecile
- but hey, if you want to be a prick, that's what qbn is here for. who hurt you mort_? do you need a safe space or a hug?imbecile
- Was I being a prick? That wasn't my intention. Mispelling proper WAS my intention. A silly gag. And you complained about it.mort_
- https://78.media.tum…Gardener
- there is no way in todays outrage culture that he'll simply ease back into an easy career.inteliboy
- Salarrue5
- 'Where the fun is'PhanLo
- So much to unfold here.monospaced
- She sure sounds like a real firecracker.utopian
- I had to read that twiceYakuZoku
- ... not Florida?monospaced
- I don't know where to begin....Akagiyama
- A+AQUTE
- A lot going on herestoplying
- I’ve stopped and read this a few times now and it still totally fascinates me how all that information fitted in such a small spaceIanbolton
- utopian3
- soundofreason mandatory trolly utopian downvote?LMFAO
- USA USA!nbq
- Daca in action?robotron3k
- This is now...see_thru
- ...DACA is for people who entered the US before their 16th birthday and prior to June 2007...see_thru
- I don't see any kidsseverian
- So this is why you've been stalking me, LMFAO? In my post I was arguing semantics in the article's title not defending SHS. Your illiteracy betrays you.soundofreason
- ...that's the point. The kids are locked up somewhere else.see_thru
- then give them back to their parents and send them back together.severian
- wait.... utopian and sound of reason aren't the same person?pango
- Wtf have ANY of you ever been arrested?? Ummm, they put you in cages...robotron3k
- I was in a police car but not arrested.pango
- utopian is Bennn, sofas is pockets, pango is shellie, LMFAO is moldero and I'm since1979.
https://i.imgur.com/…soundofreason - I’ve been arrested twice and never put in a cagemonospaced
- Facebooks new office design?shapesalad
- When I was kid, I was also caged like a wild feral Mexican dog as well.utopian
- everybody loves America right nowsandpipe
- damn mono. Never thought you're the kind that would get arrested.pango
- shit happens ... fuck all police toomonospaced
- detritus5
Two things I really want to try - White Castle Sliders (plural, as I understand it) and an Impossible Burger.
Damn you, America!
*shakes fist
https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2…
YUM, lol.
- Don't buy the hype on the Impossible burger. I was a vegetarian for 6-7 years, so I've had just about every fake burger on the planet..garbage
- ..recently tried an Impossible burger and was seriously disappointing.garbage
- White Castle is worth trying once just to know what it’s about. And yes, you’ll need at least 6 if those little guys.monospaced
- @garbage - I'm not 'buying the hype' - just v. interested in meat replacement ingredients. I've read enough to know it's not perfect, but it's a start!detritus
- I think cultured meat's a long way off - even the shittiest of mince needs a complex and hard to synthesise mix of muscle protein and fats, 'impossible' nowdetritus
- Cows eat grass to feed the bacteria in their stomachs. It's the bacteria that the cows eat. Can't wait for pure protein bacteria burgers.shapesalad
- @mono - I have no doubt it's terrible, but it's a significant bullet point on my ever-planned 'fast food map' of America that I intend to embark upon sometimedetritus
- Weirdly-enough, that's the exact-same sentiment I shared on ars' comments earlier, shapesalad :)detritus
- In relation to cows, I mean. 'pure protein' isn't what you're after if you want a meat replacement. Fat, as I understand it, is very hard to replicate.detritus
- ..so too decent 'chewy' muscle protein. Meat vats of the future will need some sort of stimulation to form muscles of some kind.detritus
- you can already get pure protein powder, making fake meat is way more complex than that.zarkonite
- @det If you're putting American fast food on your list, you can aim much higher than White Castle.garbage
- The only thing that's not on my list is chitlins.detritus
- i had an impossible recently, was pretty impressedscarabin
- lol @ chitlinsgarbage
- I’m allergic to seafood, the exception is the delicious White Castle fried clam strips. I love it. Plus,I always have a box’ frozen White Castles in the freezerSoulFly
- it’s my #1 go to midnight snackSoulFly
- Clam strips? I just threw up on my phone.garbage
- Impossible burger is not bad imo. I recommend trying. Pretty tasty with no guilt.mandomafioso
- Detritus, Iceland are doing an impossible bleeding veggie burger alternative called the No Bull burger. It's pretty good...set
- Hmm, I've been trying to like Iceland recently (re: pledge to drop plastic packaging) but their food's as 'not great' as it was 2 decades ago. Will try tho, ta!detritus
- I popped into Iceland on my way home to have a gander - it's a mulched soya burger? I don't really do soya. Thanks for the heads up though!detritus
- Oh fair enough. Someone just mentioned them to me as impossible burger alternatives. I tried them and liked them. Can't say I know what's in an impossible one.set
- http://metro.co.uk/2…set
- It's all about the Linda McCartney ones with mozzarella in the middle -_-set
- Krassy7
- 2015, and it was skag, not mixtapes
https://www.gq.com/s…detritus - Crikey, 2014 evendetritus
- ah, man, why u gotta spoil the fun? :)Krassy
- REPRESENT!utopian
- Hahaha I just loledHijoDMaite
- Sorry! I saw it go through the redditimgurmedias earlier today and wondered 'what, again?' so was fresh in mind.detritus
- @det all good :)Krassy
- Ol' Dirty NuggetArmandoEstrada
- hahaha armando_niko
- Where's his arms?notype
- 2015, and it was skag, not mixtapes
- Ramanisky23
- Trumps suggests that the bridge should of have been armed with guns.utopian
- stupid comment on a number of levelsFax_Benson
- Horrible.
Good thing all the $ to fix our bridges and roadways will be going to concrete and rebar to build a wall.kona - Thing is, this is a new bridge/walkway which opened just a few days ago.Ramanisky2
- well said faxbliznutty
- I just looked at a picture of the bridge when it was up. Looked so flimsy. The bottom was paper thin. There was no center support. Tragic.mandomafioso
- yeah and how many tests did they do prior to opening it up to the public?Ramanisky2
- IU or XU?cannonball1978
- That's fucking mental.PhanLo
- It was designed to support itself and nothing more.imbecile
- :/ fucknotype
- Both companies involved in the building of the bridge have had issues in the past with collapses_niko
- neverscared7
Hard graft: backyard gardener claims world record for tree bearing 10 different fruits
Nectarine, peach, plum and apricot among fruits on tree Victoria’s Hussam Saraf says provides message of ‘peaceful coexistence’
- I remember doing this as a kid and thinking that I was some sort of magicianGnash
- Oh maaan I know what sticker is on the back of this guy's cooking-oil powered hatchbacknb
- He'll be beheaded for this type of sorcery.utopian
- guys, it's just a tree - what does it have to do with sustainability or beheadings?canoe
- What do trees have to do with sustainabilitynb
- nb - in order for someone to be perceived as witty, they need to be able to stay in context and know their audience.canoe
- for starters, would you rather pay 3.5 0 a gallon, or use cooking oil for next to nothing?canoe
- this specific bush is not an example of sustainability, nor cooking oil, nor driving anything...canoe
- call me when you win a Guinness Book World Record... as you werecanoe
- Fruitcake treeBH26
- +1 nbNairn
- lol @canoe for giving me comedy lessons in this sidebarnb
- Still think that grafting is magicGnash
- imbecile0
Thank You For Asking
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/…
Personally, I don't see this as a good thing...
“When Alyssa Navarrette, a third-year student who is studying anthropology and art, came home for her first visit after starting college, she was taken by surprise when her mother hugged her.
“If you don’t want to be touched and your mom wants to hug you, you should be allowed to say no,” Ms. Navarrette said. “It’s about having autonomy over your own body.””
- Shove a rake up her fannyset
- I'm not sure how anyone could think this sort of thing is good, outwith inhuman snowflake robots.detritus
- I'm now wondering about old QBNer mx_ond...detritus
- yeah but she had no issues with the love and affection her mother gave her as a baby, never mind all the all shit she was covered in. The sleepless nights._niko
- maybe she should also sue her for sexual assault for making her breast feed ffs._niko
- Oh my...OBBTKN
- Seriously, I still feel the trauma of being forced to kiss all my aunts as a kid. I remember not wanting it and being forced to.oey
- Forced to like in having to do it against my will. I'ts my body and if I don't want to hug or be hugged that's my decision.oey
- Now I'm gonna read that article. Maybe it's just something stupid maybe not.oey
- Hm...interesting. I mostly agree. but in case of my Mum, she can hug me as much as she wants.oey
- people need to find their spot on the pyramid of victimhood. without victimhood you have no social value. this is the world they live in.Gnash
- imagine a couple of generations ago, in the cold wet trenches of europe, watchng your friends scattered into tiny bloody pieces, not knowing when your last_niko
- breath would be, scared shitless...what would those men give to see and hug their mothers again._niko
- _niko - as I've said many times before "we need a war". Like an old-style dirty war. Perhaps our gen. needed one too, but now, certainly. So f'ing precious.detritus
- We're too smart an ape for our own good. Our imaginations are too big, we're too capable of abstraction. Without distraction all we do is disappear up our ass.detritus
- I don't think that's true. These are teething problems of a species that is growing up. Becoming more ethical.set
- The over the top pathetic-ness of a lot of PC shit kind of has to happen in order to bring everything to light. We'll settle down eventually...set
- ... to a far better, happier, kinder, more connected society having outed all of the wrong that's been intrinsic to our civilisation for so long.set
- We're toddlers having a tantrum at the moment.set
- To say we need a war is one of the most fucked up things I think I've ever heard. I know where you're coming from, but still. That's ridiculous.set
- No, I literally think we should have a war, set. I was being actually absolutely literally literal. Not in any way hyperbolic or exaggerative for effect.detritus
- Actually, I might be literal if I could guarantee I wouldn't be involved. It's other people that need to learn The Lesson.
Not me.detritus - idiots on either end of the political spectrum are calling the shots, scary days. war is incoming although I would never say we need one. Ugh. The centre groundfadein11
- has never felt so appealing in my 40+ years.fadein11
- but that may be an age thing and having kids, having children automatically makes you (or did me) crave some kind of stability. Not looking for a row, justfadein11
- being honest.fadein11
- I do actually believe a major conflict is on the horizon, not proxy wars, full on war. I hope I am wrong.fadein11
- Well the US will go to war with North Korea to install their next centralised bank.set
- We had two absolutely colossal global wars, one of which ended a hundred years ago. Those two wars didn't improve anything.Continuity
- If nothing else, it made our societies worse, certainly from the point of view of the whopping sense of entitlement baby boomers had, which was passed down ...Continuity
- ... from them to Gen X, Gen Y and now millennials.Continuity
- Part of the problem is that the internet makes it easy to blow things out of proportion. This is one person's opinion, at a fringe college w/ about 300 studentsyuekit
- LOLpango
- I don’t think enrollment is even half that, yuekit... prob with your argument though is it’s not the internet reporting it... it’s the NYT...PonyBoy
- ... that ‘should’ give you pause... yes?PonyBoy
- @yuekit +1fadein11
- Oh dearnotype
- Almost threw my computer out the windownotype
- maybe if some of you guys would get raped you can imagine a fictional war in your heads to make it okay and don't victimize yourselves.oey
- people don't have to do what they don't want to do. whatever kind of arguments you use.oey
- saying that we need a war because there's someone who doesn't want to have physical contact with someone else...???oey
- besides this is one person, what the fuck do we know what's going on with her life what she has been gone through?oey
- oey we are all learning about what it’s like to be human. You have some ogood points.notype
- this is what's wrong with the world today. The ignorance and decadence of these effin bratsArchitectofFate
- A QBN a touchy feely bunch? Ewww. Get off my stuff!!kingsteven
- seems totally reasonable. i think if you're appalled by this you're probably known in some circles as "that guy that's always touching people" tbh.kingsteven
- And here I thought physical contact was a natural way of bonding among humans.Continuity
- "he wasn't breast fed and now he just hugs all the time"... or "he would rather consider sending an entire generation to war than ask for a hug."kingsteven
- fucking loopers.kingsteven
- I don't think it's anti-touch Continuity, babies of course require it but physical touch is social currency in animals... children cry for contact, apes ask tokingsteven
- be groomed. and a punch in the face is a natural physical response if its unwelcome... if that was acceptable in human society my NYE would have turned real badkingsteven
- in my experience people need to give physical contact more than people need to receive it... but a it's powerful thing when they do.kingsteven
- it's generally the people screaming endlessly about this stuff that have the problem, as yuekit said, fringe stuff, move along, bigger fish to fry.fadein11
- SunSunSun_2
Woman getting married to her chandelier
http://www.insideedition.com/lov…
http://www.insideedition.com/lov…- i doubt it's consensual.pango
- https://en.wikipedia…Gnash
- Hate to think about where those candelabra end up. Good for her.PhanLo
- pango winsimbecile
- It's the light of her life.face_melter
- WGTOW?robotron3k
- video was conveniently 'found' and released *after* he was tried & acquitted.plash
- I heard it was well hungsarahfailin
- Watched too many friends episodes I reckon.rootlock
- UK?utopian
- Always wondered what happened to him after FRIENDSmicrokorg
- Was the idea to do this a lightbulb moment?see_thru
- utopian9
- You're a racist low life, ain't ya..set
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- do they count prison populations?Gnash
- Worth remembering that white people raped, murdered and pillaged in order to call that country a 'white' countryset
- as a new minority, i wonder is can whites xians can utilize affirmative action programsGnash
- (lol, that made sense)Gnash
- guess we'll need to form a NAAUP... should probably get started on a 'forgotten white child' scholarship too... ♫ Ohh the Timezz... they are-uh-chaaangin'!! ♪♫PonyBoy
- ...am I going to hell? :/PonyBoy
- Now the majority is white atheiststoemaas
- Krassy2
Bill Gates’ divorce could end secret life as biggest US farmland owner
https://nypost.com/2021/05/04/bi…
- lol "secret life"nb
- Low-info papers like NYPost refer to him as "Microsoft-cofounder... instead of something relevant and then accuse HIM of having a secret life? LOLOLOL@NYpostnb
- FFS...I never realized how many land Bill "The Land Baron" Gates owned.utopian
- YawnStoicLevels
- Farmer BillKrassy
- He owns half of America.palimpsest
- this was being posted everywhere a few weeks agofadein11
- He's heavily invested in 'Beyond Meat' and 'Impossible Meat' companies too—he's been up to 'something' for some time (carbon-related—cow fart reduction stuff?)PonyBoy
- His plan is to bring Communism to America.palimpsest
- Are you making a sarcastic "durr commie" joke, or actually being serious?garbage
- Gates owns half Soros owns the other half and the Rothchilds own the other half_niko
- get back to work and shut the fuck up retards lolStoicLevels
- My Secret Identitynb
- @PonyBoy artificial meat.
but not investing directly, they spent some money here and there, while preparing for the future.sted - “How many land he own”, LOLtoemaas
- whatthefunk8
Alabama fails to reverse ban on school yoga as conservatives say they fear rise in Hinduism
The Alabama Board of Education voted in 1993 to prohibit school personnel from “using any techniques that involve the induction of hypnotic states, guided imagery, meditation or yoga.”
Mr Gray’s bill would allow school systems to offer yoga as an elective activity. It says that “all instruction in yoga shall be limited exclusively to poses, exercises and stretching techniques” and that all techniques “shall have exclusively English descriptive names,” according to NBC News.
Chanting, mantras and “namaste” greetings would be prohibited, the proposed legislation says.
https://www.independent.co.uk/ne…
lol
- Krassy3
Conservative activist Milo Yiannopoulos says he is ‘ex-gay,’ wants to rehabilitate ‘conversion therapy’
https://nypost.com/2021/03/10/mi…
- LolPhanLo
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- is he trolling? lolKrassy
- Ex(tremely) Gaydbloc
- attention whoreinteliboy
- He still identifies as a cunt though.fadein11
- ^Lol Fade!PhanLo
- Gender is fluid, he’s just transitioning. All normalGnash
- Haha! - "I'm not gay anymore, I just I love sucking dick"jmckinno
- https://www.youtube.…coleridge
- Everyone cheered when Ellen Page went straightGnash
- what is the issue, Gnash?monospaced
- None. He went straight, why give him a hard timeGnash
- has he run out of money again?fadein11
- utopian3
- Damn Jeff.PhanLo
- Jeff assumed the role of Prime Minister of AmazonGuyFawkes
- fuck you JeffGuyFawkes
- do how much money is he going to make now?pango
- Memes already starting to pour in...grafician
- going to focus on Blue Origin vs SpaceXKrassy
- Thanks for nothing, Jeff. Oh and fuck you.NBQ00
- Stepping down this summer, or if you have Prime, he'll do it by Friday.Akagiyama
- BIG NEWS: He's submitted his resume to become GameStops CEO! Diamond CEO.shapesalad
- ^ Haha!Continuity
- isn't that lex luther?sarahfailin
- drgs0
Obese ISIS religious leader is arrested in Iraq and is so heavy he has to be loaded onto back of truck
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news…
- https://i.imgur.com/…PhanLo
- https://2static.fjcd…Bluejam
- This may work in their favour. The US public can now relate to ISIS in way that transcends ideologyGnash
- How did he go to the bathroom?NBQ00
- They haven't lost the fine art of squatting over there like here in the West.robotron3k
- that poor guy - never knew whats outside of his TV-living room - and now this!api
- Glad he’s circled in that second pic, would have probably missed him.ben_
- how did he plan to run away or hide?renderedred
- Where is he from, St. Louis Missouri?utopian
- https://upload.wikim…pedromendez
- Genius. That man blubber would absorb several rounds of USA gunfire. He ate himself a bulittshapesalad
- He ate himself a bullitt proof suit.shapesalad
- The Baron Vladimir Harkonnenutopian
- lol @shapeneverscared
- those towelling long-johns are weirdly hypnotisingFax_Benson
- I bet those giant baby trousers are really cosy.PhanLo
- sausages6
Chinese chess champion stripped of title after defecating in hotel bathtub
Yan Chenglong crowned ‘Xiangqi King’ but overdid celebrations, as governing body also investigates whether he cheated using anal beads.
- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO...pango
- Anal Abacus by Amazon®
https://www.amazon.c…utopian - If you can’t go on a truly ass-ripping bender when you win, what’s the point of even entering the competitionnb
- Poor guy. Just having some good times after a great winIanbolton
- Wait, it happened again?! flolgarbage
- Sounds like an episode from Always Sunnyhydro74
