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- utopian3
- but he's supporting marginalized groups, isn't that a good thingGnash
- https://www.youtube.…BonSeff
- sex perverts are sex perverts - nothing to do with race, political persuasion, class, religion etc. no point point scoring because the teams are equal ability.Fax_Benson
- although they are all short, apparently.Fax_Benson
- I'm sure his wife shrivelled and dried up decades ago, what's an old coot to do if he's still got ink in the ol' pen? lol_niko
- oops sorry his wife died in '11 bad joke :(
but if he's single and lonely and can still get it up at his age, have at 'em I say_niko - @Fax, I think the issue is that Republicans spew holier-than-thou religious rhetoric and then get busted for gay/sex/etc. So yeah, 100% political persuasion.ArmandoEstrada
- his church will completely forgive him, you know, tithe and all.capn_ron
- Kraft is / always has been a Democrat. He's pals w/Trump as are many other Dem business owners—nice attempt at the political crap though, dipshits!PonyBoy
- This isn't even a scandal anymore.omahadesigns
- propositioning someone for sex is how we proliferate. this appears to be consensual. #notnewsimbecile
- Usually the people who stick up for people who get hookers, get hookers themselves.severian
- Not true_niko
- ^^ Tha is a dumb statement
So ppl against capital punishments are usually criminals em self?
Ppl against gov invasion of privacy usually has something to hide?pango - To be honest if prostitution is legalized in the states, mass shooting rate might just go down. some people in the state seriously needs to get laid.pango
- Scumbag Cheating Patriots Helmetutopian
- If it's available and the price is right... I'm buying this for you, utopian: https://i.imgur.com/…PonyBoy
- PB - Where are these 'many other Dem business owners' ... are friends with Trump? Do show us. I'll wait.formed
- 1) Spygate 2007
2) Deflategate 2015
3) Trafficgate 2019utopian - formed... do you need to go back in time when the orange dork had that tv show and everyone loved him? (and still does secretly)...PonyBoy
- ... I'm not going to give you a list... you can use your head and sort out that simple math. :)PonyBoy
- For topes:
1) Spygate...lol...oh no!!... a camera watching another time practice like many teams did.PonyBoy - For topes:
1) Spygate...lol...oh no!!... a camera watching another time practice like many teams did.PonyBoy - 2) Deflategate... went nowhere cuz it was unprovable AND had ZERO effect on the game. (The balls were replaced at the top of the 1st quarter and weren't used)PonyBoy
- 3) How about we call it 'Tuggate'? You have a set of balls calling this guy a human trafficker... makes you a bit of a prick to be honest.PonyBoy
- Once again I'll be accused of supporting this dork of a human simply for pointing out how emotional you clowns get (and jump the gun on bad info)PonyBoy
- How did this turn into rep vs dem? I don't get you hand eggs fans...pango
- At one point you will have to go beyond the narrative of us vs them. Dem vs rep. And ditch this labeling game.pango
- Except rich people. Fuck em.pango
- football is a nazi dogwhistleGnash
- Go Patriots!PonyBoy
- The Pride of Boston!
https://www.boston25…utopian - you want that painting... don't you, 'topes!... I'm going to hunt it down for you <3PonyBoy
- Paid for Threesome...haha ya' old creeputopian
- Gardener10
- Figures. At various times in his life he's supported both sides of the Old Firm.Brabo_Brabo
- https://www.youtube.…Brabo_Brabo
- 'a bloody electron microscope' :Dkingsteven
- haha yeah I saw thatGardener
- https://bangladesh.k…Gardener
- It's a bleeding electron microscope now... tee heeBrabo_Brabo
- It's in a few papers today including The Sun!
https://i.imgur.com/…Gardener - Haha, fun :) congrats, G!Gnash
- Please tell me you were taking the piss when you only asked for a 3 digit som lol_niko
- I was of course, but one journo rang me saying it should be FOUR figures!Gardener
- Lol ok thought so the whole interview was quite cheeky_niko
- Gnash6
- lolLMFAO
- haha so sharknado IS a thing_niko
- https://breakyourown…dmay
- this is bad photoshop, no?monospaced
- Sharkacane!aslip
- 22:19 on us tv ;-)mekk
- have faithGnash
- Not beyond the realm of possibility, happens with frogs and fish all the time so why not sharks when you think about it?_niko
- Trump, build that shark wall now!Krassy
- So it beginsdocpoz
- Fake, this is made with a pretty basic headline generator.
https://breakyourown…garbage - Not fake. Also the state has begun telling citizens to blow fans Into the storm to blow it awaydocpoz
- utopian3
The World's Richest Man Just Lost $10.7 Billion as Trump Tweets About Amazon
- I love Amazon but he does have a point.mandomafioso
- Didn't he just sign off on a bill which lowered tax for companies?face_melter
- he signed a bill he didn’t even readLMFAO
- I can't stand Bezos. Do you know many of Amazon workers are on foodstamps while Bezos is world's richest? Fuck him.M01XXX
- And fuck all these mega-corps avoiding taxes while individuals go to jail for not paying them.M01XXX
- if bezos gets pissed off by this will he run for president to fix it, just like president spanky? the bar is pretty low at the moment.renderedred
- The Beezer cares not for Earth politics. He is going to fight Elon Musk on the surface of Mars for control of the solar system.face_melter
- I'm happy to point and laugh at trump, but this time I agreeMiguex
- Is this fake? First time he's made sense. Just boycott them, shut down the computer and walk out into your committee.mugwart
- Yeah fuck Amazon. I’d delete it before Facebook, but still delete Facebook because fuck it too.MrT
- LOL at the Quislings in the comments. Agreeing with a crook who has spent his entire adult life doing as much as possible to dodge taxes. Amazing.face_melter
- pod and kettlepango
- uhh trump bragged that not paying taxes "makes him smart"fourth
- MO1 is that true about their being on welfare?notype
- If so... shit!notype
- Not sure about the specifics of food stamps, but this article should give you the warm and fuzzies: https://www.nytimes.…Gucci
- I don't get how they are abusing the postal service? A delivery boy is exactly what they are right?...Hayzilla
- ... I would have thought they would welcome the work since nobody sends letters anymore.Hayzilla
- face_melter5
Arm the homeless!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-n…
The older I get, the more convinced I am that we are living in some kind of William Burroughs-esque mechanical nightmare.
- http://gifimage.net/…Bluejam
- I never give street beggars money, they only spend it on shotguns.Fax_Benson
- Although there is a strange, bent, appeal in creating what is essentially a nationwide hobo militia.face_melter
- Excuse me sir do you have any spare change? https://pre00.devian…set
- that idea makes this idea seem genius
https://www.youtube.…Bluejam - #shitholenbq
- worked for Rutger!
https://www.youtube.…
v=ssHEAOrAdCUmugwart - paste not working ... was the hobo with a shotgun trailer!mugwart
- Is there a problem in the US that can't be solved with 'more guns'?PhanLo
- Murder rates?detritus
- Wow! Lol at hobo malitiaHijoDMaite
- They would fucking take over!davey_g
- First hobo militia, then the CHUDSfuturefood
- yuekit7
Laser Scans Reveal Maya "Megalopolis" Below Guatemalan Jungle
The results suggest that Central America supported an advanced civilization that was, at its peak some 1,200 years ago, more comparable to sophisticated cultures such as ancient Greece or China than to the scattered and sparsely populated city states that ground-based research had long suggested.
In addition to hundreds of previously unknown structures, the LiDAR images show raised highways connecting urban centers and quarries. Complex irrigation and terracing systems supported intensive agriculture capable of feeding masses of workers who dramatically reshaped the landscape.
- They it will take 100 years to dig uprobotron3k
- So advanced they went extinct. Will historians say the same thing about our civilization in a thousand years?utopian
- wow, who knew that civilizations can collapse without white, colonial patriarchy doing it.Gnash
- I'm sure someone will go out of their way to prove the white man at fault, Gnash.PonyBoy
- From what I understand, Third Wave Feminists were put in charge.Morning_star
- White colonialists were to the peoples of south america what rats were to sufferers of the european black plagues. a vector. no more, no less.detritus
- *notwithstanding contemporary non-vermin-based vector theory for black plague spreadingdetritus
- sort of implies that after a period, globalisation should become a broad-spectrum barrier to existant disease, strenghtening humanity overalldetritus
- 9Bn healthy brownskin demi-slanty-eyed fuckers, immune to disease - 4½ decrepit interbred plague-ridden ginger cunts in the corner begging for merciful death.detritus
- (that was funnier in my head)detritus
- lolGnash
- @robo It will probably never be fully excavated. There are similar cities / structures in Belize that have been temporarily excavated and then reburied to..garbage
- ..protect them from the elements. It's simply too expensive. Shit, there was a Mayan pyramid in Belize that was ground up for road gravel.garbage
- Can they do the same and find that famous golden city?Maaku
- Muoey
- Atlantisoey
- Troyoey
- Make America Great Again #winningoey
- sted9
Young female Japanese biker is really 50-year-old man with luscious hair using FaceApp
- that hair, thoughStoicLevels
- FUTURE IS SCARYBennn
- oh Pango!GuyFawkes
- Whaattt?? FUTURE IS SEXY!futurefood
- Everyone will be sexy for 15 minutosfuturefood
- People who use these apps scare me, especially when they are modelsSimonFFM
- tinder users love this appsapi
- HAL90015
Moment bridge collapses in Baltimore after c4rg0 ship collision
- many people missing. You can see the cars falling into the waterHAL9001
- Also possiblly many Construction workers who were working on the bridge at the time.Ramanisky2
- JeezozPhanLo
- this is terribleHAL9001
- The news says sonar has picked up multiple vehicles in the water and there's an active search and rescue ongoing. Also: holy shit.garbage
- lol c4rg0pango
- 40 degree water I believeRamanisky2
- This is not the first time that ship runs into a bridge.palimpsest
- Damn.Wordsworth
- just the tipsted
- hackedsted
- ^the ship lost power twice. the power is controlled by computers, no? therefore, could be h4xcherub
- omg4
Muslim Woman Allegedly Fabricated Story Of Subway Bias Attack
A Muslim woman who claimed she had been attacked earlier this month by three men screaming “Donald Trump” on a Manhattan subway train was charged Wednesday with filing a false report after admitting she made up the story, according to the NYPD.- not really surprised. sounded fishy that not one person tried to help.Gnash
- she went all 'taxi driver'
https://thenypost.fi…Gnash - allah akbarutopian
- She's kind of hot...I would give her a sympathy-fuck.utopian
- Reverse Night Of.instrmntl
- Punches forHijoDMaite
- lol utopian!! ahahasureshot
- haha smhomg
- BEWARE THE FAKE NEWS AAAAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAG...robthelad
- lol @ buzzfeed reporting the original storyDillinger
- @utopian: you sure about that? Look at the size of that fucking nose, man. She's got a potato on her face!Continuity
- sharp nosepinkfloyd
- Definitely has side burns and hairy armsset
- ^ set my friend, you've received an emotional upvote :)helloeatbreathedrive
- utopian7
MAGA loyalist Lawrence Rudolph and diehard Trumptard dentist....is convicted of killing wife on African safari, gets life sentence, $15M in penalties.
- Geez, his wife was pretty ugly.BusterBoy
- lol @buster.Wordsworth
- To bad, his wife was the G.O.A.T.tank02
- I still can't get over how unbelievably stupid his plan was. His story was literally "she shot herself with her own gun, carefully put it away..garbage
- ..she died, and so I had her turned to ashes immediately. $15m dollars please."garbage
- She looks pretty horny to me.Akagiyama
- LOL @ comments. QBN delivers yet againKrassy
- the most dangerous game of all...sarahfailin
- whatthefunk2
- Weird!Ianbolton
- Faces like paintings from the middle ages.PhanLo
- Holy crap they're all uniquely ugly. What the fuck is in the water up there?garbage
- what's the name of this rock band?Krassy
- BTW, they all look older than the 25. The dude bottom left looks 35Krassy
- fuck, all of their necks muscles are huge too! this is a new species, isn't it?capn_ron
- Inbreedingmonospaced
- Rumspringashellie
- same dadsted
- Same barberhotroddy
- Same t-shirtKrassy
- Dad impregnated the same potato 4 times.garbage
- Too much McDonald and Coca-Colai_was
- lol @ Rumspringamoldero
- British Invasion IIrobotron3k
- @shellie +1`renderedred
- Ramanisky25
If this isn’t the best news of the day then I don’t know what is.
—-Nicolas Cage to play Nicolas Cage in movie about Nicolas Cage
- He may have maybe possibly perhaps heard of "Being John Malkovich" ? No?Krassy
- “Being Nicholas Cage“ will be amazingRamanisky2
- One of the worst actors whoever lived. He's essentially a block of cheese.CyBrainX
- ^ + 1Krassy
- Shut up he's a brilliant actor.Khurram
- Raising Arizona, Leaving Las Vegas, Moonstructk, Rumblefish, Faceoff, this man is brilliant.Khurram
- Bad LieutenantKhurram
- Bringing Out The Dead, Wild at Heart, Peggy Sue Got Married. Fast Times at Ridgemont HighKhurram
- May well be the greatest actor of his generation.Khurram
- Lord of War, Mandygrafician
- Greatest, actor, of, generation, his.Khurram
- His performance in Adaptation is incredible. He's a monster talent.nb
- No. Bad is bad. Take another look at this gif.CyBrainX
- Sorry but I really like the guy behind his talent. And he is really talented and versatile, I couldn't do that myself. So big ups for CAGE MADNESS!helloeatbreathedrive
- Looks at gif again. Funny, this reminds me very much of a friend who Went Off The Deep End a few years back, and that madness wasn't an act.Nairn
- people said the same shit about reeves before wick success.i find both pretty gooddeathboy
- he's ok, from his generation i like sean penn much more for examplerenderedred
- adaptation was really goodrenderedred
- He's been in great movies, but he was not the one to make those movies great. The brilliant movies made him look good, not the other way around.Krassy
- garbage8
To trail on the last post, it just came out that the MASSIVE fentanyl problem in Seattle was connected to illegal immigrants.
Just kidding. They just arrested almost 30 people from a group called the Aryan Family, who are actual Nazis that have been pumping poison into the city for a very long time.
https://www.kentreporter.com/nor…
Fuck Nazis.
- lolYakuZoku
- You know china manufactures fentanyl and supplies it to usa? that's where your nazi's got it.shapesalad
- I think you're missing my point. Conservatives in WA point to Seattle as drug haven fueled by immigrant gangs.garbage
- Turns out its white trash from fucking Renton that's been doing the heavy lifting. My tax dollars likely paid their families food stamps.garbage
- So white trash killing white trash? It’s called capitalism!_niko
- Free markets..blame the Mexicans!utopian
- Isn’t that what you guys did to china with opium, shape?scarabin
- PhanLo4
- why is this illegal?Gnash
- blaze of glory :)renderedred
- http://www.ladbible.…PhanLo
- That's a lot of cocaine and hookers.NBQ00
- how does that even work?capn_ron
- what a rockstar! lolKrassy
- not all heroes wear capes..._niko
- lolutopian
- looks legitinteliboy
- Clarence Boddicker?MrT
- I would like to think I partied hard with strippers and coke my entire 20’s and didn’t spend anywhere near a 10th of what this nerd spent in a weekend.rattail
- @rattail lightweightKrassy
- Krassy7
International Space Station smells awful because astronauts fart more in space
- If they save up their farts until they're almost in tears from the pressure, can they have fart-propelled races from one end of the ISS to the other?Continuity
- yesKrassy
- It’s impractical and useless if not impossible for man to space travel, the real life starship enterprise will consist of ai and robots only._niko
- @_niko very likelygrafician
- same as submarinesneverscared
- so stupid just open a windowprophetone
- It’s 2022 nasa! Can’t you couple their asses with personal vacuums?futurefood
- imbecile8
Microplastic particles now discoverable in human organs
2020 / aug / 17
https://www.theguardian.com/envi…
New technique expected to enable scientists to find accumulated microplastics in humansMicroplastics found in human blood for first time
2022 / mar / 24
https://www.theguardian.com/envi…
The discovery shows the particles can travel around the body and may lodge in organs- neatimbecile
- you do understand this was a thing since decades ago, we are just discovering it now?
your username truly checks out...grafician - We did this to ourselves...we're all imbeciles!utopian
- Everyone knows that graf.monospaced
- He didn’t even say anything about it, not sure why you reacted like that. Lol.monospaced
- The question is -- does it hurt us?drgs
- I don't microwave anything in plastic containers. Am I safe?misterhow
- ask grafician, even though this article is only a few days old, dipshit there seems to know all the facts.imbecile
- imbecile is like that kid who just found out he was adopted while everybody knew for years...grafician
- @mono so you're defending now the guy that keeps doxing you ?
Bruhgrafician - Here you go: https://abcnews.go.c…grafician
- I’m just reacting to you blindly insulting him for no reason. And how you acted like he didn’t know the history. So weird.monospaced
- And once again, we all know this. Stop mansplaining thto obvious and stop being a cunt. Please.monospaced
- That article says nothing about how much plastics are in blood or organs.monospaced
- bro you always say "we knew" we we we there's only you, I'll ask again who tf is this "we" you keep mentioning?
you mean your boy band? QBN overall? who? :))grafician - and again you knew shit, it's right there in the article - you can't even read an ABC article for simpletons?
Let me get you the scientific papers thengrafician - I'm out, had enough of you antagonising for the sake of being wrong...grafician
- Excuse me? It’s common knowledge plastics were in our food sources, you fucking condescend fucktard. What’s new is a measured in blood etc.monospaced
- And if you’ve really had enough you’d fucking stop being a mansplaining captain obvious fuck. Like you did here with your first comment. Such a child.monospaced
- Except you won’t. You will keep coming back to double down on an argument you are clearly wrong about.monospaced
- Nairn3
The footage of that Chinese airliner coming Straight Fucking Down is terrifying. I hope all the passengers were unconscious for the two minutes that thing was apparently nosediving for, otherwise that would be one terrifyingly-shitty way to go. Poor bastards.
- https://avherald.com…grafician
- https://twitter.com/…grafician
- Horrifying image
https://i.imgur.com/…utopian - oh my... Horrible! RIP :(OBBTKN
- I’m no expert but if they lost control wouldn’t the plane spin and rotate? And at least maintain a forward trajectory of some kind?_niko
- https://twitter.com/…sted
- A plane with no wings = a bulletgrafician
- forward trajectory when directed at the ground equals a crash niko :)fadein11
- amazing how little wreckage left from that type of crash, vapourised. Kills a lot of United 93 consp theories.fadein11
- ^ good point fadeGuyFawkes
- Did it land okay?scarabin
- it would be an exhilarating way to die, kind of like your last roller coaster. better than dying alone.hotroddy
- in all seriousness, it must have been horrific.hotroddy
- Is there any news as to how the fuck a plane does that? That's a serious mechanical fault, unless done purposelyIanbolton
- Not sure it was verified, but I read yesterday that after an initial fall, its wings sheared off, leaving it with fuck all control surfaces.Nairn
- I read that it pulled up and levelled off before plummeting and crashing the final time_niko
- sarahfailin7
- Hanky Pankyutopian
- His mouth is getting weirder and weirder with ageset
- Cool!monospaced
- yupGuyFawkes
- https://www.youtube.…dasohr
- This is good news.lvl_13
- I hope they make a scene where he just flip everyone offMaaku
- why would they shoot a scene like that?monospaced
- @mono cue the infamous Mr. Rogers bird pic.garbage
- I hope they include the time he opened the closet to put away his jacket and his floor manager was standing in there butt-ass naked.garbage