David Thorne Twitter posts 33 Responses

Last post: 3 years, 4 months ago | Thread started: Jan 21, 10, 6:16 p.m.

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• BuddhaHat

  • Offspring asked if spastic was a special kind of plastic. Told him he was a special kind of plastic.

  • New advertising slogan for Adelaide: "Yes, I know... but hey, at least it isn't in New Zealand."

  • Caught offspring downloading inappropriate material. Had 'The talk'. Discussing monthly broadband fees and quota is never easy

  • Have been reminded that it is my birthday soon. Another year closer to dying alone and being eaten by my seventeen cats.

  • Because even red haired children require encouragement. And beatings of course.

  

  • The special effects in the movie Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus are state of the art. The art in this case being pottery.

  • My favourite sexual position is the shopping trolley. It's where you look at porn while your partner is out buying groceries.

  • The next person with 40 items in front of me in the 7 items or less checkout can add kick in the neck to their shopping list.

  • Spent way too much on presents this Xmas. For myself. It's the thought that counts so I thought about how happy people would be for me.

  • Power went out today. Held onto the toaster with both hands & rubbed my socks vigorously across the carpet to make breakfast.

  • Was told to dress up for interview. Apparently they didn't mean as a sexy space pirate.

  Jan 21, 10, 6:16 p.m. – Permalink

• airey

  hahaha. i like it. i don't get out a lot of course but still, carry on sir.

  

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  Dog-earJan 21, 10, 6:42 p.m. – Permalink

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  Dog-earJan 21, 10, 7:17 p.m. – Permalink

• jerseyred

  some funny shit there - Yay! I have the high score in an office game I have devised called 'staring at the wall wondering what happy people are doing'.

  

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  Dog-earJan 21, 10, 8:10 p.m. – Permalink