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Last post: 3 years, 4 months ago | Thread started: Jan 21, 10, 6:16 p.m.

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  • BuddhaHat

    • Offspring asked if spastic was a special kind of plastic. Told him he was a special kind of plastic.

    • New advertising slogan for Adelaide: "Yes, I know... but hey, at least it isn't in New Zealand."

    • Caught offspring downloading inappropriate material. Had 'The talk'. Discussing monthly broadband fees and quota is never easy

    • Have been reminded that it is my birthday soon. Another year closer to dying alone and being eaten by my seventeen cats.

    • Because even red haired children require encouragement. And beatings of course.

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    • The special effects in the movie Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus are state of the art. The art in this case being pottery.

    • My favourite sexual position is the shopping trolley. It's where you look at porn while your partner is out buying groceries.

    • The next person with 40 items in front of me in the 7 items or less checkout can add kick in the neck to their shopping list.

    • Spent way too much on presents this Xmas. For myself. It's the thought that counts so I thought about how happy people would be for me.

    • Power went out today. Held onto the toaster with both hands & rubbed my socks vigorously across the carpet to make breakfast.

    • Was told to dress up for interview. Apparently they didn't mean as a sexy space pirate.

    Jan 21, 10, 6:16 p.m. – Permalink
  • airey

    hahaha. i like it. i don't get out a lot of course but still, carry on sir.

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    Dog-earJan 21, 10, 6:42 p.m. – Permalink
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    Dog-earJan 21, 10, 7:17 p.m. – Permalink
  • jerseyred

    some funny shit there - Yay! I have the high score in an office game I have devised called 'staring at the wall wondering what happy people are doing'.

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    Dog-earJan 21, 10, 8:10 p.m. – Permalink

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