Whats your Jazz Name?
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- shitehawke0
I was at a party years ago, fucing horrible party, incredibly shit. There was this piano in one room and I was fucked so I started to play it. Pretty badly, as I have no musical talent whatsoever. Anyway Im plinking through random notes, hitting random keys which sounds, to all intensive purposes, exactly like the noise a 2 year old would make if unleashed upon a musical instrument. When I notice this girl has sat beside me. She asks me what Im playing and I say 'Freeform jazz'. So she asks me to play another song. And so I do.
And she sits there listening to me for a while before her boyfriend comes over and wisks her away and off I go to the fridge and keep on drinking. Fucking jazz, my hole.
- hahahahaha7point34
- BWAHAHAHAA
*clutches sides
HAHAHAHAAdropdown - LOLismith
- that's goodmonospaced
- *swoon*juhls
- dropdown0
Westminster Bartokomous
- OC? I have buddies that went there.monospaced
- hascarabin
- complete opposite of OC actually.dropdown
- ninjasavant0
Northstar Lemon
- liz?baseline_shift
- aye, sounded better than doaghy or whateverninjasavant
- Carl_Weathers0
Christian Royle in fact. Even better.
- Christian 'The Cheese' Royleshitehawke
- Lead xylophone player for 'EXIT'shitehawke
- BattleAxe0
Irvin Bundy
- baseline_shift0
Central Simpson
- TheBlueOne0
Iona Fonz
Doesn't really work
- Iona Fonzarellishitehawke
- no worse than spyro gyra7point34
- 7point340
st. john schrute
- This is actually a great name.shitehawke
- i know, i kinda like it7point34
- nib1010
Alleyn Cooper
- 5timuli0
Dalkeith Powers
- spendogg0
Farland Meatloaf
- dskz0
Charles "Babymaker" Cougar
- Greedo0
Hobby Baconshears
- juhls0
Bell Terwilliger
- ismith0
I've never gone to a school with a person's name in front. Salisbury Stewart?
- monospaced0
Santa Barbara Stinson
Yeah, this is retarded.
- even if you just left the first part, Santa Stinson sounds like something they would call you on Americas most wantedkerraaang
- Ruffian0
Porn name, not jazz name. Jeez.
- Porn name is different it's your first pet's name + your first street name.Starwell99
- JerseyRaindog0
King Alan - this is crap
- shitehawke0
Coláiste Bisley?
The system does not work.
- rippedursite0
Frederick Ferrel
(is East Bound & Down a sit com?)