FUCK YOU MICROSOFT 6262 Responses

Last post: 1 year, 9 months ago | Thread started: Apr 1, 09, 2:26 p.m.

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• ian

  FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.

  heres a fucking suggestion, before trying to conquer the whole fucking world with your shitty fucking software, how about you just get one fucking programme working well huh?

  Could you do that for me? could you?

  Apr 1, 09, 2:26 p.m. – Permalink

• boobs

  You tell those bastards!

  • easy boobs, easy.....– kannapore

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 2:27 p.m. – Permalink

• ian

  Now Im off back to google to perhaps find an answer for what I would assume to be a reasonable question, and get some tea for what would appear to be a long fucking night.

  • did you try ctrl+alt+delete?– BattleAxe

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 2:27 p.m. – Permalink

• mikotondria3

  

  • my favorite– TheBlueOne1/3

    never crashes– clearThoughts2/3

    It crashes!– spot133/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 2:28 p.m. – Permalink

• epikore

  I been on Word most of today, and it took me a while to figure out how to rotate text...

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 2:29 p.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  is this standard hate or is this a whole new world order of hate directed towards IE8?

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 2:29 p.m. – Permalink

• designbot

  what are you trying to do?

  Paint is supposed to be used for making websites, just an fyi :P

  • *isn't
    so much for my sarcasm.– designbot

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 2:29 p.m. – Permalink

• dbloc

  

  • Don't hate the player, hate the game.– designbot1/4

    ...and love the mac in the background.– Gucci2/4

    that is one sexy bitch– sputnik23/4

    Is that when he was taking some of the code from apple? lol– numero14/4

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 2:32 p.m. – Permalink

• kgvs72

  

  

  • the ponytail means he works at SUN microsystems– vaxorcist

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 2:37 p.m. – Permalink

• kgvs72

  LOL

  

  • That's the content owners, not MS.– ETM1/2

    but it's also MS, as they were so eager to partner with them to make DRM in every part of their software
    
    – vaxorcist2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 2:38 p.m. – Permalink

• ian

  This is a whole new level of hate directed towards the stalwart of the MS office clusterfuck, Word.

  Todays highlights include, figuring out why the template image has shifted for no reason, why bullet points seem to need about a 5 cm indent as standard, why when these standards are changed ms seems to disagree with my choices and change em back in the next paragraph, why its important to import every image at about 81.5%,

  I could go on but Im still looking for answers, and Ive broken my 'o' key in rage.

  • I've broken my D key : /– mikotondria31/2

    mines a pb 17", I got a replacement before, (similar thing happened) http://www.powerbook…– ian2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 2:44 p.m. – Permalink

• GetRefresh

  Always hated them.

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 3:20 p.m. – Permalink

• kult

  Accessing iTunes Store... Accessing iTunes Store... Accessing iTunes Store... Accessing iTunes Store... Accessing iTunes Store... Accessing iTunes Store... Accessing iTunes Store... Accessing iTunes Store... Accessing iTunes Store... Accessing iTunes Store... Accessing iTunes Store...

  • your internet connection blows!– Raniator

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 3:21 p.m. – Permalink

• ian

  2 hours working on bullet points. 2 fucking hours.
  Every time I make a change it changes everything. globally. what the fuck use is that? Why didn't you just make it a decent setting to begin with you fuck?

  • So you don't know how to use Word and that is MS's problem?– 404NotFound1/2

    It is actually. Software should be user friendly. Word is definitely not.
    As a matter of fact it suck balls.– madmanGerald2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 3:23 p.m. – Permalink

• ian

  all this so I can give my client some poxy fucking document whcih they are just going to fucking break and piss all over the first time they go to use the cunting thing. And this is just fucking 1 document out of about 10 or so I need to fucking do and if the fucking programme was fucking decent to begin with I wouldn't be sat here typing on a fucking broken keyboard feeling the fucking rage boil up in me. cunting fucking shitty piece of fucking shit.

  • i think i've said that last sentence exactly when using word before.
    I feel your fucking pain.– Gucci1/5

    +1– papasmurf822/5

    +1 gazillion– Amicus3/5

    + 2 gazillon– madmanGerald4/5

    YES. LET IT OUT.– duckofrubber5/5

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 3:23 p.m. – Permalink

• ian

  Whist typing the above comment I hit a snag which prevented me from posting, due to the nature of the comment.

  it was the word half way (no space).

  • The offending letters are f w a.– MrOneHundred1/2

    HAHAHAHA– duckofrubber2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 3:24 p.m. – Permalink

• designbot

  are you using styles?

  • I might be, I might not be, word sometimes disagrees with my choices and defaults. which is nice of it.– ian

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 3:26 p.m. – Permalink

• monoboy

  90% of the effort involved with any task involving microsoft products is removing the auto-formatting.

  For word, set all your styles before you doing anything else. Takes ages, but it'll save you pain in the long run.

  (Or you could just use Pages). :)

  • It took me a week to create office stationery for a client once using word. Fucking awful program.– monoboy1/2

    same. hate word.
    I cant believe it's the defacto typing program in business. Same goes for PPT.– madmanGerald2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 4:09 p.m. – Permalink

• DownHill

  don't pick on microsoft, adobe can't even get the colour picker right in flash... (if you click on a colour near the palette, it will pick it and the shadow cast by the frigging palette itself

  sad when i could write a better interface in flash itself!

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 4:35 p.m. – Permalink

• janne76

  

  • hahahah– Gucci1/3

    Whats your background paperclip? Id love to see your CV– coldy2/3

    BWhAHAHAHHA– 4043/3

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 4:38 p.m. – Permalink

• prophet0NE

  

  • ROFLcopter
    omg... hahahahhaha– Gucci1/2

    check out the package– drgss2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 5:15 p.m. – Permalink