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    • watch this the other day, was alright...FallowDeer
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    Dog-earMar 12, 09, 3:49 p.m. – Permalink
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    For Better or Worse, 'Resident Evil 5' Exposes Racism
    http://www.newsarama.com/games/0…

    http://i.newsarama.com/images/090312-re5-sheva-ls.jpg

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    Dog-earMar 12, 09, 3:54 p.m. – Permalink
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    ACTION TRAILER
    http://www.newsarama.com/common/…

    CONTROVERSIAL TRAILER
    http://www.newsarama.com/common/…

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    Dog-earMar 12, 09, 4:10 p.m. – Permalink
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    Dog-earMar 12, 09, 4:25 p.m. – Permalink
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    muuuust resist!!! can't watch!

    • these are just public service announcements... you should watch it!!!!!!!!e-pill
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    Dog-earMar 12, 09, 4:28 p.m. – Permalink
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    • thats for kids, how old are you?creez
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    Dog-earMar 12, 09, 4:29 p.m. – Permalink
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    Dog-earMar 12, 09, 4:31 p.m. – Permalink
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    picking up my copy in 3 hours... i miss having the crazed headset of keeping my ink ribbon in a slot for saving instead of more herbs or bullets and frantically dodging lickers and spiders and giant beast frogs and zombie dogs and acid spitting plants and infected crows and rats and bats and stupid scientists who inject themselves with their crazy formula and

    wwwhat?!?! what is it!!?! BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! no, it's jam!!! now jill why dont you go and check around, i'll be staying here and licking this!!! thanks barry!!! enjoy the jam!!! rawr!!! barry1?! barry1!?!? lookout jill!!! let me take care of this!!!!!!! wait jill before you go take this!!! since you are the master of masterbation you can use this dildo!!! thanks barry!!! rawr!!!

    hahaha cant wait!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :P

    • hahahahahaha. well written. I agree totally.dopepope
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    Dog-earMar 13, 09, 7:17 a.m. – Permalink
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    wwuuuhhh-wooah, we almost had ourselves a
    JILL SANDWICH!!!!111!!

    http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/2/5/325c242b672011a3a3d6a9f7de802e7d.jpg

    • i awlays thought he said "Jiffle sandwich"e-pill
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    Dog-earMar 13, 09, 9:49 a.m. – Permalink
  • SteveJobs

    yeah, he talks funny:

    http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/b/0/fb08fd8ce8eae7ddb42da9f570ab9db5.jpg

    http://barryblovescod.ytmnd.com/…

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    Dog-earMar 13, 09, 10:14 a.m. – Permalink
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    its in the ps3... the intro is scary!!!
    ...i died 47 times already in the first 4 minutes...

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    Dog-earMar 13, 09, 12:56 p.m. – Permalink
  • SteveJobs

    oh fuck, i'll definitely be using cheats for this bitch.

    • steve i was kidding... i didnt open it yet...e-pill
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    Dog-earMar 13, 09, 1:15 p.m. – Permalink
  • SteveJobs

    ok, here's my initial reaction about an hour into it:

    1) motion sickness!
    2) ghey loading screens
    3) my 'partner' ganks the precious ammo before i can get to it
    4) seems to be more survival, less horror
    5) i hope it gets darker (literally and figuratively)
    6) kinda fumbling with the controls - prolly from playing gta iv so much

    overall, re4 is still better... so far.

    • i agree!! lets play re1 and see who can get the rocket launcher first, also in under 2.5 hours.e-pill1/5
      also sometimes the more obivious things to take she doesnt but allows you to break it open...e-pill2/5
      ...but then she swoops in and takes it for herselff...e-pill3/5
      if you fill in all her slots she cant grab anything...or its really limited.e-pill4/5
      ok that last note sounds really sexual...e-pill5/5
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    Dog-earMar 13, 09, 7:02 p.m. – Permalink
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    i miss the acting... this girl does take all the ammo first and wastes it faster than i can access my inventory without dieing first... the cunt!!

    Jill look out it was a Giant Snake, and ittttsss poisonous!!! Hang in there!!! rawr!! Let Me Handle This!!! Barry can you go?? Chris is my old partner you know, ill be checking this!!! now jill can you go?
    yesss barry, and if anything happens lets me in the front hall... rawr!!! what is it?!?!

    now its just shoot pick up cash shoot pick up bullets shoot run hide inventory oops you die... chainsaw to the neck, arrows to the face, dogs, snakes, rats, locusts, gondados, las plagas, and jill valentine.

    over all its a shooter and its just like metal gear solid without zombies but locusts....so its almost the same...but dont you worry girlie, you'll be plenty safe in here, im keeping a close eye on things... that guy lied!!! he was checking her out!!! rawr!!!

    • Just request ammo from her inventory. Also, don't give her weapons, just the electric prod.ETM
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    Dog-earMar 14, 09, 12:59 a.m. – Permalink
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    if you had to chose 1 girl to save, who would it be...

    1. Jill Valentine
    2. Rebecca Chambers
    3. Claire Redfield
    4. Sherry Birkin
    5. Ada Wong

    also you are either...

    1. Barry Burton
    2. Albert Wesker
    3. Leon Kennedy
    4. Chris Redfield
    5. Hunk

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    Dog-earMar 14, 09, 2:49 a.m. – Permalink
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    the game just doesn't feel the same without the type writer clicking away...

    • i remember when we thought the graphics for this were soooo dOPE!!e-pill
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    Dog-earMar 14, 09, 3:43 a.m. – Permalink
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    nothing beats this!!! this is still the best intro!!!

    • holy shit! that's so 90's !!
      :D
      pango1/2
      OMG!!

      "Barry Burton" hahahaha
      Seanbot2/2
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    Dog-earMar 14, 09, 3:51 a.m. – Permalink
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    what ever you do dont save!!!!

    • Is that a joke, or is that really from the game?mg331/3
      that is a speed walkthru from the 1st resident evil game.. you can beat the game in 2.5 hours..e-pill2/3
      also without saving and without dying you can get the unlimited rocket launcher and AK-47 guns.e-pill3/3
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    Dog-earMar 14, 09, 4:03 a.m. – Permalink
  • ian

    Been seeing the ads on tv. Looks awesome.

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    Dog-earMar 14, 09, 8:36 a.m. – Permalink
  • FallowDeer

    Just downloaded the demo, im not 100% sure if its any good yet

    • its good... but not scary horror although there is some scenes that are deliciousy fun so 4 of 5e-pill1/3
      the story itself is a direct continuation of RE4 so that is fun!!e-pill2/3
      I think after playing a little dead space it just doesnt compareFallowDeer3/3
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    Dog-earMar 14, 09, 10:06 a.m. – Permalink

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