:: Lost Wedding Ring :: 2222 Responses

Last post: 1 month, 4 weeks ago | Thread started: Oct 6, 08, 5:57 p.m.

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• marchelo

  There's this guy chicken scratching the stone ground at Union Square. Crawling under my feet and around me, I thought he was a junkie or something, because they like to play with shiny objects. But I don't move bc whatever. It turns out this guy lost his wedding ring and is searching in the dark for it everywhere! Says his wife is going to kill him. For future reference, what have you done/would do in this situation? This guy is looking like he's fucked.

  Oct 6, 08, 5:57 p.m. – Permalink

• MrOneHundred

  Not married someone who would kill me for losing a wedding ring.

  • +100– Point5

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 6 p.m. – Permalink

• SteveJobs

  we know, we know, the nurse guy, who's also a designer. his wife lost it while she was running with dogs.

  • he's fucked.– elahon

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 6 p.m. – Permalink

• marchelo

  I mean, this really happens. Obviously. Are women understanding, I guess some are right? Too bad for this guy. Where do people usually find their ring when it's "lost?"

  • in another woman– scarabin_net1/2

    Haha!– boobs2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 6:02 p.m. – Permalink

• marchelo

  Yah, but would a guy be less upset in general?

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 6:04 p.m. – Permalink

• Douglas

  Buy another, express shipping to the office, sleep there for a couple nights blaming a project.

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 6:22 p.m. – Permalink

• JazX

  Get a fake and act like it never happened.

  • Fake ring or fake wife?– pylon

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 6:26 p.m. – Permalink

• gung_hoek

  Yep. If she´d freak that much, it´s new ring or new wife.

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 6:33 p.m. – Permalink

• airey

  get a torch-light and take a peak up his boyfriend's rectum.

  • I think we’ve all been there…– MrOneHundred

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 6:34 p.m. – Permalink

• tedismyfav

  i wouldn't freak out but i'd definitely wonder why he took it off in the first place. Especially in a public place. Can't lose it if you don't take it off....thats why its fitted to your finger.

  • so he could try to shag someone else silly. pfft, obvious init?– airey

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 6:50 p.m. – Permalink

• BuddhaHat

  One of my workmates lost then found his last week, and was freaking for half a day.He found his in the car. How does your wedding ring fall off while you're in the car?!?!?

  • Guilty conscience.– MrOneHundred

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 6:52 p.m. – Permalink

• scarabin_net

  i figure the best thing to do in this situation would be to not get married

  • or kill her and blame it on her dad. it's an oldie but sometimes the classics are best.– airey

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 6:55 p.m. – Permalink

• fooler2

  Mine has fallen off in the winter when my fat fingers shrink up. If I lost it in my snowboard mitt or at some random bar it would be ok but if I said I was going out to the titties bars then came home ringless I'm sure there'd be hell to pay.

  Plus titanium is so cheap I could buy a new one before anyone even noticed.

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 7:50 p.m. – Permalink

• BannedKappa

  Find & Replace - No biggie, it's just a piece of metal. If your married to a woman who'd kill you over loosing it, then you issues are bigger than the lost ring.

  • TYPO - you're– BannedKappa1/2

    and don't forget 'your' issues. :)– SteveJobs2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 7:54 p.m. – Permalink

• MisterMonk

  Just go to Tiffany and get a new one, how hard is it?

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 8:03 p.m. – Permalink

• spendogg

  I lost my wedding ring in the ocean on our honeymoon. it was mortifying, i felt so bad. But all the people at the resort heard about it, because the son of the owner of the place helped me snorkel for it for 2 hours. We ended up making friends with everyone and having an awesome time, everyone totally treated us like family, it totally changed our experience.

  Platinum is not cheap and I got a different engraving. So if you lose your ring, and replace it, you better know what's engraved - bitches.

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 8:12 p.m. – Permalink

• mcLeod

  my wedding ring is from kmart so i can replace it easily. true story.

  • a la The Simpsons?
    http://www.j-dogs.co…– BuddhaHat1/3

    Ha ha... you're poor! jk– ETM2/3

    that's such a clinical shot
    makes eating them seem like open heart surgery– scarabin_net3/3

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 8:27 p.m. – Permalink

• b_electro

  It's not about the ring, it's about the spiritual bond. And sex.

  • Cockrings?– PeterH

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 8:31 p.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  It doesn't bother me so much. It shouldn't be a huge deal, but I can understand the other side (to a certain extent; no need for a person to go nuts over it). Maybe I don't care at all because wedding rings have no meaning in the culture/religion my parents are a part of.

  • * avoids going near any racial/cultural stereotypes– MrOneHundred1/2

    that was a stupid note. I take it back.– MrOneHundred2/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 8:42 p.m. – Permalink

• ETM

  Even if rings aren't part of your culture, simply imagine losing anything with strong sentimental value a loved one gave you. Even if you could replace it with the same item, it lacks the true sentiment and history.

  • I understand.– Jaline

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 9:25 p.m. – Permalink

• Point5

  I don't wear my ring. Hell, the first one got stolen off my desk when my house got robbed, and I bought a new and different one, but I have no idea where it's at. I really can't stand jewelry, plus, the ring is the least important part of a marriage.

  • Well, some do apply some significance to wearing their ring.– ETM1/2

    But in the end it's just a material thing. Apply all the symbolism you want to it, it's up to the person to be "married"– Point52/2

  

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  Dog-earOct 6, 08, 9:32 p.m. – Permalink