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Last post: 2 months ago | Thread started: Sep 29, 08, 11:16 a.m.

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  • dskz

    My new roomate is an alcoholic.

    He drank and talked shit for a week straight.

    I repeat:
    He didnt shut up for a week straight.

    If he isnt talking about himself, he is talking on the phone about himself.

    Then he has little friends that hang with him and talk only about him.

    Im ready to kill this motherfucker.

    Have a nice day.

    Sep 29, 08, 11:16 a.m. – Permalink
  • stoplying

    Piss in his drink

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:16 a.m. – Permalink
  • 7point34

    buy wood alcohol and leave it in the cabinet.

    things should sort themselves out.

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:17 a.m. – Permalink
  • lowimpakt

    maybe living with you drove him to drink

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:17 a.m. – Permalink
  • alicetheblue

    i thought drunks always fell asleep

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:17 a.m. – Permalink
  • matt31

    yeah that sounds like he is on the blow if he was up for 7 days

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:18 a.m. – Permalink
  • Greedo

    at least he's not talking about you

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:18 a.m. – Permalink
  • hallelujah

    record him and make a work of art out of it

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:20 a.m. – Permalink
  • somatica

    dskz, you don't have any fucking doors in your apartment? Might I suggest you go into your room, close the DOOR, and turn up the music. Problem solved. Common sense reigns supreme!

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:21 a.m. – Permalink
  • 7point34

    speaking of music, i suggest you go in your room, find your favorite cd (preferably one with a lot of bass), put it in the stereo, turn it up really loud.

    next time you hear him on the phone, pick up the stereo and chuck it at his head as hard as you can.

    bonus points for hitting him in the eye or the dick with a pointy end.

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:24 a.m. – Permalink
  • matt31

    yeah give him a hamburger and film him hasslehof style - then show it to him the next day.

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:24 a.m. – Permalink
  • dskz

    i refuse to cower in my room while this bitch hogs up the living room.

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:24 a.m. – Permalink
  • scrap_paper

    Hey don't judge all of us alchys by one dumb dumb.

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:25 a.m. – Permalink
  • matt31

    I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:26 a.m. – Permalink
  • somatica

    ^ Then hit him over the head with a frying pan and knock his ass out, then drag him into the bathroom. Hours later when he wakes up he'll think he just passed out and hit his head on the bathtub.

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:26 a.m. – Permalink
  • drgss

    introduce him to drugs

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:27 a.m. – Permalink
  • Andrew_D

    "Woooooo!!!!! I'm the best roomate, evaaaa!!!"

    http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/01/leavinglasvegas.jpg

    • LOLzPoint51/2
      love this movie - at least while the party is still going, kinda like the 1st half hour of interventionmatt312/2
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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:28 a.m. – Permalink
  • Point5

    Never admit defeat to assholes like that.

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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:28 a.m. – Permalink
  • OnesandZeros

    how did he become your roommate in the first place?

    • yeah - move out, live alone. i hate roommatesmatt311/3
      do you live in a shelter?autoflavour2/3
      I live alone now.... I lived with a couple, and in there were a few other guys.... and they talk crap behind each others backs.... hate their guts.Sketchy3/3
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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:29 a.m. – Permalink
  • flavorful

    I like to think of myself as charming.

    • AND I'M A PCdrgss1/2
      oh shit! flav is your new roommate?!Point52/2
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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:30 a.m. – Permalink
  • somatica

    Do you have access to any Badgers? If so grab one of his old socks and rub it into the caged Badgers face while taunting it. Then, release the Badger into your living room and videotape it tearing him to shredz.

    • when he screams for help just tell him you don't see any badger and that you're really getting scared /worried about him7point341/2
      him7point342/2
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    Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:30 a.m. – Permalink

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