Alcoholics are annoying
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- ********
My new roomate is an alcoholic.
He drank and talked shit for a week straight.
I repeat:
He didnt shut up for a week straight.If he isnt talking about himself, he is talking on the phone about himself.
Then he has little friends that hang with him and talk only about him.
Im ready to kill this motherfucker.
Have a nice day.
- stoplying0
Piss in his drink
- 7point340
buy wood alcohol and leave it in the cabinet.
things should sort themselves out.
- alicetheblue0
i thought drunks always fell asleep
- matt310
yeah that sounds like he is on the blow if he was up for 7 days
- Greedo0
at least he's not talking about you
- hallelujah0
record him and make a work of art out of it
- ********0
dskz, you don't have any fucking doors in your apartment? Might I suggest you go into your room, close the DOOR, and turn up the music. Problem solved. Common sense reigns supreme!
- 7point340
speaking of music, i suggest you go in your room, find your favorite cd (preferably one with a lot of bass), put it in the stereo, turn it up really loud.
next time you hear him on the phone, pick up the stereo and chuck it at his head as hard as you can.
bonus points for hitting him in the eye or the dick with a pointy end.
- matt310
yeah give him a hamburger and film him hasslehof style - then show it to him the next day.
- ********0
i refuse to cower in my room while this bitch hogs up the living room.
- scrap_paper0
Hey don't judge all of us alchys by one dumb dumb.
- matt310
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings
- ********0
^ Then hit him over the head with a frying pan and knock his ass out, then drag him into the bathroom. Hours later when he wakes up he'll think he just passed out and hit his head on the bathtub.
- ********0
introduce him to drugs
- Point50
Never admit defeat to assholes like that.
- OnesandZeros0
how did he become your roommate in the first place?
- yeah - move out, live alone. i hate roommatesmatt31
- do you live in a shelter?autoflavour
- I live alone now.... I lived with a couple, and in there were a few other guys.... and they talk crap behind each others backs.... hate their guts.Sketchy
- ********0
I like to think of myself as charming.
- AND I'M A PC********
- oh shit! flav is your new roommate?!Point5
- AND I'M A PC
- ********0
Do you have access to any Badgers? If so grab one of his old socks and rub it into the caged Badgers face while taunting it. Then, release the Badger into your living room and videotape it tearing him to shredz.
