Alcoholics are annoying 4646 Responses

Last post: 2 months ago | Thread started: Sep 29, 08, 11:16 a.m.

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• dskz

  My new roomate is an alcoholic.

  He drank and talked shit for a week straight.

  I repeat:
  He didnt shut up for a week straight.

  If he isnt talking about himself, he is talking on the phone about himself.

  Then he has little friends that hang with him and talk only about him.

  Im ready to kill this motherfucker.

  Have a nice day.

  Sep 29, 08, 11:16 a.m. – Permalink

• stoplying

  Piss in his drink

  • Shit in his...oh, right...roomate– locustsloth

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:16 a.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  buy wood alcohol and leave it in the cabinet.

  things should sort themselves out.

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:17 a.m. – Permalink

• lowimpakt

  maybe living with you drove him to drink

  • first week.– dskz1/3

    only joking :0– lowimpakt2/3

    you're that bad huh?
    – Point53/3

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:17 a.m. – Permalink

• alicetheblue

  i thought drunks always fell asleep

  • In the gutter?– Sketchy

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:17 a.m. – Permalink

• matt31

  yeah that sounds like he is on the blow if he was up for 7 days

  • +1– alicetheblue1/2

    and talking the whole time– monospaced2/2

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:18 a.m. – Permalink

• Greedo

  at least he's not talking about you

  • Therein lies the problem!– Andrew_D1/2

    ahahah.– Witt2/2

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:18 a.m. – Permalink

• hallelujah

  record him and make a work of art out of it

  • http://en.wikipedia.…– Mimio1/2

    That's amazing.
    – richardkark2/2

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:20 a.m. – Permalink

• somatica

  dskz, you don't have any fucking doors in your apartment? Might I suggest you go into your room, close the DOOR, and turn up the music. Problem solved. Common sense reigns supreme!

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:21 a.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  speaking of music, i suggest you go in your room, find your favorite cd (preferably one with a lot of bass), put it in the stereo, turn it up really loud.

  next time you hear him on the phone, pick up the stereo and chuck it at his head as hard as you can.

  bonus points for hitting him in the eye or the dick with a pointy end.

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:24 a.m. – Permalink

• matt31

  yeah give him a hamburger and film him hasslehof style - then show it to him the next day.

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:24 a.m. – Permalink

• dskz

  i refuse to cower in my room while this bitch hogs up the living room.

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:24 a.m. – Permalink

• scrap_paper

  Hey don't judge all of us alchys by one dumb dumb.

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:25 a.m. – Permalink

• matt31

  I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings

  • And I'm a PC– drgss

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:26 a.m. – Permalink

• somatica

  ^ Then hit him over the head with a frying pan and knock his ass out, then drag him into the bathroom. Hours later when he wakes up he'll think he just passed out and hit his head on the bathtub.

  • To dskz's last post.– somatica

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:26 a.m. – Permalink

• drgss

  introduce him to drugs

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:27 a.m. – Permalink

• Andrew_D

  "Woooooo!!!!! I'm the best roomate, evaaaa!!!"

  

  • LOLz– Point51/2

    love this movie - at least while the party is still going, kinda like the 1st half hour of intervention– matt312/2

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:28 a.m. – Permalink

• Point5

  Never admit defeat to assholes like that.

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:28 a.m. – Permalink

• OnesandZeros

  how did he become your roommate in the first place?

  • yeah - move out, live alone. i hate roommates– matt311/3

    do you live in a shelter?– autoflavour2/3

    I live alone now.... I lived with a couple, and in there were a few other guys.... and they talk crap behind each others backs.... hate their guts.– Sketchy3/3

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:29 a.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  I like to think of myself as charming.

  • AND I'M A PC– drgss1/2

    oh shit! flav is your new roommate?!– Point52/2

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:30 a.m. – Permalink

• somatica

  Do you have access to any Badgers? If so grab one of his old socks and rub it into the caged Badgers face while taunting it. Then, release the Badger into your living room and videotape it tearing him to shredz.

  • when he screams for help just tell him you don't see any badger and that you're really getting scared /worried about him– 7point341/2

    him– 7point342/2

  

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  Dog-earSep 29, 08, 11:30 a.m. – Permalink