God Damn Camel Spider! 2929 Responses

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PonyBoy
how the hell do you let a 6 inch spider get in your bag and not notice it?
... i guess they can grow 'up to' that size... the thing still had to be massive though...
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:34 a.m. – Permalink
tasty
RSPCA
Removers of Super Phabulous! Camel Arachnids
- haha!!– PonyBoy1/2
  LOL. They must be more of a problem than I thought if there's a gov't division...– D_Dot2/2
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:35 a.m. – Permalink
D_Dot
"Found in desert regions, camel spiders can grow up to 6ins and reach speeds of up to 10mph, making them devils to catch."
I don't think I can run 10mph!
- Yes you can....I believe you can.– stoplying1/3
  you can DOOO EET!!– PonyBoy2/3
  you could if one of them was chasing you I bet– flashbender3/3
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:35 a.m. – Permalink
jonatne
Killed a few
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:36 a.m. – Permalink
Jaline
giant vacuum time
- ahah– Redmond1/4
  hahah!– PonyBoy2/4
  hehe Then throw the vacuum out.– D_Dot3/4
  Use a tube, if it will fit in there.– Jaline4/4
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:40 a.m. – Permalink
flashbender
camel spider extermination kit:
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:41 a.m. – Permalink
dbloc
- Herp?– Mellimelvin1/2
  WHAT THE FU– Jaline2/2
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:52 a.m. – Permalink
somatica
(tight-rolls pant-legs so spiders can't crawl up them)
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:54 a.m. – Permalink
edd-e
how about that kid that got bit by the radioactive spider...
- nobody knows what happened to him.– D_Dot1/3
  just look up he is swinging from building to building in nyc– edd-e2/3
  I saw a film about him. In fact, I think there were 3 films ..– jamble3/3
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:58 a.m. – Permalink
somatica
Who's that? Radio-Active Man Spider guy?
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:02 a.m. – Permalink
Wesnology61
Spiders are the real terrorist
- The Spiders hate your freedom!– Mellimelvin
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:03 a.m. – Permalink
flashbender
hahaha
June 11th, 2008
This is my experience w/ these damn monsters they call spiders. I was stationed at Bagram Airbase w/ an MP company in Afganistan in 2003-2004, while walking back from the MWR minding my own bussiness daydreaming when I would be going home, I encountered a camel spider, had to have been at least 5 inches big, not including the legs, was walking beside me this scared the hell out of me and I broke into a trot. Well, there and behold, this thing still next to me which scared me even more, but was even more scarier was when it tried to jump onto my leg. I screamed like a little girl ( I AM A 5'10, 180 LBS. MAN) and took off running as fast I could trying to get away from this damn thing, it kept jumping on my leg and I would kick it off, it would jump back on my leg and again I would kick it off this went on for a few moments but it felt like forever ( I thought I was going to have a heart attack) I wanted to shoot it but thought that if I missed it I would really piss this thing off so I didn't. I kept running. I eventually got away from it and will never forget that nightmare, it'll haunt me forever. That encounter w/ the spider was worser then when I had a scorpian crawl up onto my foot while wearing shower shoes ( flip flops). Enjoy SGT. S.
- *gets the willies– D_Dot1/3
  ahahahahahaha so funny!!!
  it can run or jump how many feet, you RAN???– edd-e2/3
  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH1...
  I literally jumped out of my chair to type this... *SHIVVERSS– PonyBoy3/3
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:04 a.m. – Permalink
matt31
jesus titty fucking christ
- +1 for titty fucking the messiah– edd-e
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:06 a.m. – Permalink
dbloc
sounds like a movie
- with John Goodman?– D_Dot
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:10 a.m. – Permalink
Point5
those things are pretty common around here, just not as big. I've seen one about as big as a computer mouse or iPhone (reference for you nerds). Very aggressive, will chase you and bit the shit out of you given the chance.
- also known as sun spiders and are really certain type of whiptail scorpion if I'm not mistaken– Point5
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:44 a.m. – Permalink
dbloc
- see, now that's frightening.– Point51/3
  lawlz– flashbender2/3
  its filled with camelspiders made of candy– BrokenAC3/3
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:47 a.m. – Permalink
Koopsy
That soldiers account was compelling reading, but I was left wondering just one thing...
If it was on his leg, how in the hell did he kick it off?
With the other leg?
- I bet that you've never been run after by a chihuahua.– Georges
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:48 a.m. – Permalink
Point5
- murdered one like the first image in my garage last year.he was a good 3.5" long just from pinchy mouth to disgusting rear end.– Point51/3
  SEE THAT FIRST ONE? FUCKING KILL EVERY LAST ONE BEFORE THEY EVOLVE.– detritus2/3
  IT'S GOT -TWO- FUCKING CHOMPERS! AIEEEE!
  
  *runs away like a little girl*– detritus3/3
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:51 a.m. – Permalink
7point34
^ no sir. i didn't like it.
- ™– 7point341/2
  http://rosswhite.com…– Point52/2
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Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:53 a.m. – Permalink
mr_clark
&feature=related
- Eating a lizard...– mr_clark1/3
  fucking vomit!– flashbender2/3
  that's horrible– sublocked3/3
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