God Damn Camel Spider! 2929 Responses

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• capsize

  http://www.solpugid.com/Phylogen…

  • Wow...what a website.– stoplying

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:32 a.m. – Permalink

• PonyBoy

  *slaps at billions of non-spiders that are now crawling up his skin

  • non shit.. fuck a spider– Mellimelvin1/4

    if you use a razor blade you can get at the ones crawling under your skin too– 7point342/4

    *bites at ear, spins around, falls down– 7point343/4

    Hahaha same here pony!– uncle_helv4/4

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:33 a.m. – Permalink

• PonyBoy

  how the hell do you let a 6 inch spider get in your bag and not notice it?

  ... i guess they can grow 'up to' that size... the thing still had to be massive though...

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:34 a.m. – Permalink

• tasty

  RSPCA

  Removers of Super Phabulous! Camel Arachnids

  • haha!!– PonyBoy1/2

    LOL. They must be more of a problem than I thought if there's a gov't division...– D_Dot2/2

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:35 a.m. – Permalink

• D_Dot

  "Found in desert regions, camel spiders can grow up to 6ins and reach speeds of up to 10mph, making them devils to catch."

  I don't think I can run 10mph!

  • Yes you can....I believe you can.– stoplying1/3

    you can DOOO EET!!– PonyBoy2/3

    you could if one of them was chasing you I bet– flashbender3/3

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:35 a.m. – Permalink

• jonatne

  Killed a few

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:36 a.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  giant vacuum time

  • ahah– Redmond1/4

    hahah!– PonyBoy2/4

    hehe Then throw the vacuum out.– D_Dot3/4

    Use a tube, if it will fit in there.– Jaline4/4

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:40 a.m. – Permalink

• flashbender

  camel spider extermination kit:

  

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:41 a.m. – Permalink

• dbloc

  

  • Herp?– Mellimelvin1/2

    WHAT THE FU– Jaline2/2

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:52 a.m. – Permalink

• somatica

  (tight-rolls pant-legs so spiders can't crawl up them)

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:54 a.m. – Permalink

• edd-e

  how about that kid that got bit by the radioactive spider...

  • nobody knows what happened to him.– D_Dot1/3

    just look up he is swinging from building to building in nyc– edd-e2/3

    I saw a film about him. In fact, I think there were 3 films ..– jamble3/3

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 10:58 a.m. – Permalink

• somatica

  Who's that? Radio-Active Man Spider guy?

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:02 a.m. – Permalink

• Wesnology61

  Spiders are the real terrorist

  • The Spiders hate your freedom!– Mellimelvin

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:03 a.m. – Permalink

• flashbender

  hahaha

  June 11th, 2008
  This is my experience w/ these damn monsters they call spiders. I was stationed at Bagram Airbase w/ an MP company in Afganistan in 2003-2004, while walking back from the MWR minding my own bussiness daydreaming when I would be going home, I encountered a camel spider, had to have been at least 5 inches big, not including the legs, was walking beside me this scared the hell out of me and I broke into a trot. Well, there and behold, this thing still next to me which scared me even more, but was even more scarier was when it tried to jump onto my leg. I screamed like a little girl ( I AM A 5'10, 180 LBS. MAN) and took off running as fast I could trying to get away from this damn thing, it kept jumping on my leg and I would kick it off, it would jump back on my leg and again I would kick it off this went on for a few moments but it felt like forever ( I thought I was going to have a heart attack) I wanted to shoot it but thought that if I missed it I would really piss this thing off so I didn't. I kept running. I eventually got away from it and will never forget that nightmare, it'll haunt me forever. That encounter w/ the spider was worser then when I had a scorpian crawl up onto my foot while wearing shower shoes ( flip flops). Enjoy SGT. S.

  • *gets the willies– D_Dot1/3

    ahahahahahaha so funny!!!
    it can run or jump how many feet, you RAN???– edd-e2/3

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH1...
    I literally jumped out of my chair to type this... *SHIVVERSS– PonyBoy3/3

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:04 a.m. – Permalink

• matt31

  jesus titty fucking christ

  • +1 for titty fucking the messiah– edd-e

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:06 a.m. – Permalink

• dbloc

  sounds like a movie

  • with John Goodman?– D_Dot

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:10 a.m. – Permalink

• Point5

  those things are pretty common around here, just not as big. I've seen one about as big as a computer mouse or iPhone (reference for you nerds). Very aggressive, will chase you and bit the shit out of you given the chance.

  • also known as sun spiders and are really certain type of whiptail scorpion if I'm not mistaken– Point5

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:44 a.m. – Permalink

• dbloc

  

  • see, now that's frightening.– Point51/3

    lawlz– flashbender2/3

    its filled with camelspiders made of candy– BrokenAC3/3

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:47 a.m. – Permalink

• Koopsy

  That soldiers account was compelling reading, but I was left wondering just one thing...

  If it was on his leg, how in the hell did he kick it off?
  With the other leg?

  • I bet that you've never been run after by a chihuahua.– Georges

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:48 a.m. – Permalink

• Point5

  

  
  

  

  
  

  

  
  

  

  • murdered one like the first image in my garage last year.he was a good 3.5" long just from pinchy mouth to disgusting rear end.– Point51/3

    SEE THAT FIRST ONE? FUCKING KILL EVERY LAST ONE BEFORE THEY EVOLVE.– detritus2/3

    IT'S GOT -TWO- FUCKING CHOMPERS! AIEEEE!
    
    *runs away like a little girl*– detritus3/3

  

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  Dog-earAug 28, 08, 11:51 a.m. – Permalink