Last night was a good night

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• TheBlueOne0

  I would march into the bosses office and say:

  "Sir, last night was a good night. I saw De La Soul. Then I proceeded to get shitfaced. Almost had a multiple partner sexual encounter, but I was far too shitfaced to close the deal. Besides my friend was cock blocking me. I lost my keys, I stink and I reek of booze. I cuold sit at my desk passed out and you could pay me for it, or I could go home. You make the call. If you need me I'll be on the floor over there."

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  • If you're lucky, you're boss will tell you not to bother coming in any more!doctor_shim

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