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- ********
I'm horny....
I need to get laid.... it's been over a month.
Incidentally, I feel much better now that i've vented. Given that this site has a 99.999 % male + Jaline demographic, I'm sure some of you can attest to this horrible situation.
- ********0
sorry, don't know what you're talking about...
- meffid0
lol @ +jaline
- meffid0
not AT jaline of course, just at the comment... just to clear that up
... and not to piss off her demographic ;)
- ********0
Prostitutes™
- ********0
^ what are the going rates these days
- 6 dollars per hour.********
- i got about 20 bucks on me, and live in the land of the mormons... think I can score one?********
- ahahahaha.. utah. no wonder why you can't get laid. do they still have sex there??********
- perhaps if you convert, but then you have the whole baby thing to worry about********
- oh and the fact that you are then following the world's most retarded faith********
- what a predicament in utah. it's either too much sex... or no sex.********
- you are godless, i can tell.********
- LOL, I'm a sinner, that is for sure...********
- dude, VEGAS! heck hit the bunny ranch in the outskirts of nevadaBattleAxe
- 6 dollars per hour.
- airey0
i know a girl-on-call who charges by the inch. obviously i can't afford her but it might be a cheap night for you?
- rson0
- i think NSFWrson
- All i could afford would be the extra pair of eyeslocustsloth
- i don't even want to know********
- DaveO0
All you need to know.
- 7point340
it seems if you are that horny that you've entitled your thread incorrectly.
should say "lack of fuck"
- flashbender0
sit on your hand for a bit and have a go with "the stranger"
- he can get a bit grabby7point34
- yeah, I like that thoughflashbender
- is it nicepeterorpete
- pascii0
i was horny too, but then...
- flashbender0
but then what?!?!?! c'mon man, don't keep us in suspense.
- you are too, aren't you? actually...when are you not...Jaline
- always. In suspense or just plain anxiousflashbender
- pascii0
- you rubbed one out to a picture of audrey hepburn?flashbender
- audrey hepburn was not a rhinoceros7point34
- pascii0
All the hornyness brought shame over me. I was addicted to adult channel, the hun and girls with black boots. Then i've switched to cheap beer and booze. But suddenly, i've fallen in love and moved to my girlfriends place and started to become a human again!
- flashbender0
apparently this worked for pascii
good luck
- am i too metro?pascii
- I don't follow? Too metro for what?flashbender
- for audrey hepburnpascii
- If you don't like audrey hepburn you're straight up ghey - no metro about it.flashbender
- says fleshbangerJaline
- hey now.flashbender
- Meeklo0
a bowl of ramen soup and a bed to crash for the night
- ********0
audrey hepburn is pretty hot
bummmmp for being horny at work still
