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Last post: 2 months ago | Thread started: Jun 30, 08, 5:27 p.m.

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• emukid

  that i can use to get out of a party. list them here.

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• Antonelli

  "I'm antisocial"
  "I hate the people that are going to be there"

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:28 p.m. – Permalink

• poolio

  "double booked - said yes to another party first sorry"

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:29 p.m. – Permalink

• Antonelli

  "I don't know how to dance"
  "I'm too scared to try coke"

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:29 p.m. – Permalink

• MrOneHundred

  “I might be gay”
  “I slept with your spouse or significant–other”
  “I have a virulent strain of haemorrhoids which I fear may be contagious”

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:29 p.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  Do what I do when I find something else better.

  Just don't go and don't pick up your phone when people call.

  • +1. Though you may need an excuse posto de facto.– daveFelton

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:30 p.m. – Permalink

• daveFelton

  I don't want to go to your party.

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:30 p.m. – Permalink

• jimzyk

  ''my dog ate my party shoes''
  ''my dog ate my party hat''
  ''my dog ate my party pants''

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:31 p.m. – Permalink

• emukid

  i am torn between "your boyfriend will be there, why do i need to come" and... well okay, that's the only one i had.

  • you like someone who has a boyfriend?– Antonelli1/2

    like is a strong word– emukid2/2

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:32 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  "I'm going to kill myself"

  • sorry, not funny– ukit1/2

    LOL– emukid2/2

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:32 p.m. – Permalink

• MrOneHundred

  Tell them you will only go if you can be nude.

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:32 p.m. – Permalink

• jfletcher

  "I'm going to get some sex"
  "I started drinking early and got really sick"
  "I got food poinsoning" (and don't answer the phone)

  • don't you people have caller ID??– Antonelli1/2

    I mean don't answer that persons calls, not ALL calls.– jfletcher2/2

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:33 p.m. – Permalink

• Dr_Rand

  have become reisistant to medications, can no longer function

  recently diagnosed with cancer, still adjusting to this new reality

  terms of parole, no associating with drugs or alcohol

  • HAHAHAHHA– emukid

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:34 p.m. – Permalink

• MrOneHundred

  Tell them you are having your own party at home – a hand party.

  • HAHAHAHAHA– emukid1/2

    That’s three minutes accounted for.– MrOneHundred2/2

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:34 p.m. – Permalink

• emukid

  i can't come -- too busy watching mr100's web cam. he is going to strip any second now.

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:36 p.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  Tell her the truth. You want to fuck her and her boyfriend being there won't help.

  • +1– MrOneHundred1/3

    i am trying to figure out a way where you won't be there, jnr. it might work out.– emukid2/3

    I'll watch.– Jnr_Madison3/3

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:37 p.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  I don't see the point in going to the party if you're boyfriend is going to be there because I'd just be making myself miserable by either not talking to you as a result of, or potentially making your situation uncomfortable by acting how I want to act.

  I have a novel idea, you skip the party with me and we'll do something else.

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:37 p.m. – Permalink

• Jnr_Madison

  Tell her there is another girl that you might be seeing that night and see if she gets jealous.

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:44 p.m. – Permalink

• MrOneHundred

  If it is about her boyfriend being there, I suggest you “man up” and go anyway. It will show that you don’t care about him. Be ebullient. Regale the gathered hoards with tales of manliness, pay her due attention, look for a way to disable him, perhaps with liquor or maybe pills. When he has passed out, insert a shit (that you did earlier and brought along in a baggie) into his pants and make disapproving remarks as he discovers his predicament.

  • i just don't see myself as one of those people who can pull something like this off. mainly because i lack charisma, personality, looks and the rockstar attitude. basically everything that flavor is.– emukid1/5

    personality, looks and the rockstar attitude. basically everything that flavor is.– emukid2/5

    *flavorful– emukid3/5

    Send him along in your place, and when… wait… ah…– MrOneHundred4/5

    That may be the greatest compliment I've ever received. Though also remember those traits will have me dying alone, haha.– flavorful5/5

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:46 p.m. – Permalink

• MrOneHundred

  If she has invited you, then you must be doing something right. Just go, be yourself (leave out the bits about wanting to kill yourself, angry masturbation and NIN) and your GOLDEN!

  Seriously, go. Grit your teeth and keep it cool. When I got into a situation with someone I liked, I had the mantra “just be cool”. It really helped to not panic and keep things under control.

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:52 p.m. – Permalink

• emukid

  i wish i could come but the twilight zone marathon will be on that day. sorry.

  • I want you to succeed in this, I want to offer you kudos when the task has been completed.– MrOneHundred

  

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  Dog-earJun 30, 08, 5:54 p.m. – Permalink