New Spam Attack 1010 Responses

Last post: 2 months, 2 weeks ago | Thread started: Jun 19, 08, 5:30 p.m.

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• TREBIO

  Here are a few of the new spam headlines i got today. Almost clicked them. Kinda clever for a spammer i must admit...

  London rocked by gas attack, army on high alert

  Great Wall of China damaged by earthquake

  Trump missing, Feared kidnapped

  Mary-Kate Olsen found dead in NYU dorm

  Jun 19, 08, 5:30 p.m. – Permalink

• Mr100

  London rocked by laughing gas attack, army on a high

  Trump missing, hoped kidnapped

  Mary-Kate Olsen found in NYU dorm

  • I’ve got nothing for the great wall.– Mr100

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 5:32 p.m. – Permalink

• TREBIO

  nice job, mr. copywriter.

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 5:33 p.m. – Permalink

• meok

  "This is not spam, i swear. Common just open it. What? Your afraid? Scared like a lil bitch? If you dont open this you're a scared lil biatch. JUST FUCKING OPEN IT!!!!"

  clever.

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 5:36 p.m. – Permalink

• Mr100

  Amendment to #3

  Mary-Kate Olsen floundered in NYU dorm.

  • This is really going nowhere.– Mr1001/7

    Obviously this is too high-brow for you miserable fucks.– Mr1002/7

    …and this thread will be dead soon and no-one will read this anyway.– Mr1003/7

    Jaline disgusts me. In all the right places.– Mr1004/7

    See! There’s the sauce, no-one’s interested.– Mr1005/7

    Note 4/5 has been screen captured and archived for future release. Thank you.– locustsloth6/7

    hahahahaha. My wife’s divorce lawyer will be in touch with you someday.– Mr1007/7

  

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  Dog-earJun 19, 08, 5:44 p.m. – Permalink

• Spookytim

  Great Wall of China damaged by Dalai Lama's vicious assault, government to sue.

  • Its shambolic and I apologise.– Spookytim

  

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  Dog-earJun 20, 08, 1:31 a.m. – Permalink

• Raniator

  Beats the "hurt her womb with your new ultra large measurement" email I got the other day.

  If only they knew...

  • The more of this stuff that appears, the closer we come to extinction, I am convinced of that.– Spookytim

  

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  Dog-earJun 20, 08, 2:11 a.m. – Permalink

• drgs

  hehe, funny ones, i got this
  Alpha Beta Clone-A-Willy Brown Vibrating Kit Order Confirmation (#40642)

  no wait...no, thats not it

  • busted.– Raniator

  

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  Dog-earJun 20, 08, 2:28 a.m. – Permalink

• 23kon

  i got one this morning

  "Saddam Hussein Found Dead"

  come on, get with the times!! lol

  

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  Dog-earJun 20, 08, 2:39 a.m. – Permalink

• creative-

  Statue of Liberty struck by lightning, catches fire

  

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  Dog-earJun 20, 08, 3:42 a.m. – Permalink

• ian

  London rocked by army high on gas

  NYU dorm found dead in Mary-Kate Olsen

  Great earthquake damages China Wall (cups feared damaged)

  kidnapper Trumped by missing hope

  • the first two are funny. you should've stopped there... :P– GORADIO1/3

    I gotta admit, I ran out of steam after the mary-kate one.– ian2/3

    I like all of them– Mr1003/3

  

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  Dog-earJun 20, 08, 4 a.m. – Permalink