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Last post: 2 months, 2 weeks ago | Thread started: Jun 19, 08, 5:30 p.m.

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  • TREBIO

    Here are a few of the new spam headlines i got today. Almost clicked them. Kinda clever for a spammer i must admit...

    London rocked by gas attack, army on high alert

    Great Wall of China damaged by earthquake

    Trump missing, Feared kidnapped

    Mary-Kate Olsen found dead in NYU dorm

    Jun 19, 08, 5:30 p.m. – Permalink
  • Mr100

    London rocked by laughing gas attack, army on a high

    Trump missing, hoped kidnapped

    Mary-Kate Olsen found in NYU dorm

    • I’ve got nothing for the great wall.Mr100
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    Dog-earJun 19, 08, 5:32 p.m. – Permalink
  • TREBIO

    nice job, mr. copywriter.

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    Dog-earJun 19, 08, 5:33 p.m. – Permalink
  • meok

    "This is not spam, i swear. Common just open it. What? Your afraid? Scared like a lil bitch? If you dont open this you're a scared lil biatch. JUST FUCKING OPEN IT!!!!"

    clever.

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    Dog-earJun 19, 08, 5:36 p.m. – Permalink
  • Mr100

    Amendment to #3

    Mary-Kate Olsen floundered in NYU dorm.

    • This is really going nowhere.Mr1001/7
      Obviously this is too high-brow for you miserable fucks.Mr1002/7
      …and this thread will be dead soon and no-one will read this anyway.Mr1003/7
      Jaline disgusts me. In all the right places.Mr1004/7
      See! There’s the sauce, no-one’s interested.Mr1005/7
      Note 4/5 has been screen captured and archived for future release. Thank you.locustsloth6/7
      hahahahaha. My wife’s divorce lawyer will be in touch with you someday.Mr1007/7
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    Dog-earJun 19, 08, 5:44 p.m. – Permalink
  • Spookytim

    Great Wall of China damaged by Dalai Lama's vicious assault, government to sue.

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    Dog-earJun 20, 08, 1:31 a.m. – Permalink
  • Raniator

    Beats the "hurt her womb with your new ultra large measurement" email I got the other day.

    If only they knew...

    • The more of this stuff that appears, the closer we come to extinction, I am convinced of that.Spookytim
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    Dog-earJun 20, 08, 2:11 a.m. – Permalink
  • drgs

    hehe, funny ones, i got this
    Alpha Beta Clone-A-Willy Brown Vibrating Kit Order Confirmation (#40642)

    no wait...no, thats not it

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    Dog-earJun 20, 08, 2:28 a.m. – Permalink
  • 23kon

    i got one this morning

    "Saddam Hussein Found Dead"

    come on, get with the times!! lol

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    Dog-earJun 20, 08, 2:39 a.m. – Permalink
  • creative-

    Statue of Liberty struck by lightning, catches fire

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    Dog-earJun 20, 08, 3:42 a.m. – Permalink
  • ian

    London rocked by army high on gas

    NYU dorm found dead in Mary-Kate Olsen

    Great earthquake damages China Wall (cups feared damaged)

    kidnapper Trumped by missing hope

    • the first two are funny. you should've stopped there... :PGORADIO1/3
      I gotta admit, I ran out of steam after the mary-kate one.ian2/3
      I like all of themMr1003/3
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    Dog-earJun 20, 08, 4 a.m. – Permalink

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