fuck me
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had 1000 words of shite copy to write last night, ended up meeting some mates at the pub and got totally cut. woke up today at 11 ready to puke but instead dragged myself into the office.
Slept for an hour under my desk and now I'm staring at this fucking screen with my deadline coming at me like a tiger hungry for blood.
- Jaline0
You look like shite, don't you....
Well...good luck :)
- I can't say anything too nice because it's your fault :)Jaline
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- the smiley face© belongs to exador Jaline... ;)exador1
- heh, to e-pill as wellJaline
- Jnr_Madison0
*fuck you.
- PIITB0
PIITB?
- ukit0
So you blew off your work to get wasted with friends? Rock on.
- CALLES0
do i have to wine and dine you?
- "...and by the end of the night I'll be behind you,Point5
- <+1CALLES
- ...waxing that ass like Rain Dance, get the pussy on the bumper then I dump her,Point5
- took her to the comfort inn, tucked her in, pulled out the third leg, pumped it in,Point5
- she said "will you call me?", yeah, I'll call you a "bitch" or a "hoe" after I ball youPoint5
- classic Ice Cube FTWflashbender
- dirtydesign0
Boot on your keyboard. That should get you out of it.
- ukit0
Fake a seizure
- sureshot0
have yourself an omelet and you'll be fine.
- CALLES0
so if you are not a good looking bird your done?
- ********0
haha, yeah. Its copy for cosmetic surgery, I'm looking through before and after photos of ass right now. mmmm. gross. this is going to be the most obscene thing ive ever done.
- pr20
and i though Jaline started this thread... and i was so willing to volunteer...
- drgs0
try to appear annoyed ... that way you look busy
- i love doing thisOnesandZeros
- it also helps if you sigh a lot.OnesandZeros
- and do say things like "jesus christ" and then get up from your desk and walk somewhere else in the office.********
- but really you just want to get home to play gta and/or COD4meatball
- philipdrumman0
night night
- ********0
I'll do it for you
- ********0
No thank you. I'm all out of condoms and the Wild Turkey is starting to wear off.
