puke 1717 Responses

Last post: 6 months ago | Thread started: Apr 13, 08, 11:03 a.m.

RespondNew TopicDisable Images

• studderine

  my whole apartment smells like it.

  Apr 13, 08, 11:03 a.m. – Permalink

• sureshot

  mine smells like broccoli.

  • your puke smells like broccoli??– emecks1/3

    that is correct.– sureshot2/3

    My broccolli smells like broccolli.– Spookyhome3/3

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 11:06 a.m. – Permalink

• studderine

  ugghh..drinking sucks.

  • only if you don't know your limits.– JOSF

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 11:10 a.m. – Permalink

• sureshot

  

  +

  http://www.humormeblog.beloblog.…

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 11:12 a.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  Oh man. You are going to fucking puke your face off in about a month when I'm in Chicago, hahahah.

  • i got waaaay too drunk last night. i can still taste puke– studderine

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 11:19 a.m. – Permalink

• studderine

  i can even hold down water

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 11:21 a.m. – Permalink

• studderine

  cant

  • you too.– Jnr_Madison

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 11:21 a.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  All of a sudden I kept puking when I drank for like a few months.

  Little did I know it was my appendix slowly bursting.

  Just you know ... put that in the back of your head.

  You may be dying.

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 11:23 a.m. – Permalink

• studderine

  well fuck

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 11:25 a.m. – Permalink

• sureshot

  my recipe:

  two vanilla shakes
  one whopper
  two bags of doritos
  and one cooked mackerel.

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 11:29 a.m. – Permalink

• 5timuli

  I just lost the contents of my abdomen. I blame the Pinot Grigio from last night.

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 11:45 a.m. – Permalink

• Spookyhome

  Life is great when you're straight.

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 11:50 a.m. – Permalink

• acescence

  get in your time machine and remind yourself not to drink so much. and lots of water.

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 12:02 p.m. – Permalink

• emecks

  if you're even boking water back up again it is time for some serious intervention - really.

  Try getting your hands on some of this stuff - http://www.allcures.com/shared/p…

  If you've been drinking you really NEED water in your system - the problem you've got just now is that your system assumes that you are incapable of putting anything but poison into yourself and as such spews it back out.... use dioralyte to make the most of the little water you do keep down, it should clear up pretty soon :)

  • thanks dude– studderine

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 12:03 p.m. – Permalink

• Spookyhome

  Run a hot bath, sit in it, take a long glass of cool, but not fridge cold water with you. Get submerged up to the neck in the bath and stay there for five to ten minutes, then sit up, reach for the glass of water and start to drink it slowly and steadily in small easy to swallow mouthfuls.

  • good idea– studderine1/2

    plus your work is really cool– studderine2/2

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 12:08 p.m. – Permalink

• doctor

  Get drunk again. Cures all hangovers.

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 12:35 p.m. – Permalink

• studderine

  my carpet looks realllll nice. i puked all over it.

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 12:39 p.m. – Permalink

• flavorful

  Also drinking doesn't suck.

  You suck.

  Never blame booze for your shortcomings.

  • ha– studderine1/3

    You have been told– creative-2/3

    Yeah!!! If you shoot your friend with a gun, it's your fault!! Don't blame the gun at all!!!– Jaline3/3

  

  You must be logged in to add a note. Login now or register for an account.

  Cancel

  Dog-earApr 13, 08, 1:21 p.m. – Permalink