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- ********
So, was the reason you never came down to London the other week to stalk that girl really because of work commitments?
Or was it something else, like, say, i don't know, a face boil?
- doesnotexist0
piitb
- haha, sorry I just read this one, lolkelpie
- what does piitb mean, anyway?paraselene
- Put It In The Buttkelpie
- detritus0
*gets popcorn and fizzy drinks, puts on wizard's cloak and hat*
- madirish0
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SPECIAL NIGHT TOGETHER, OKAY!!!!
- chossy0
We're down with opp yeah you know me we're down with opp yeah you know me!!!!.
- detritus0
TELL US ABOUT THE DEBILITATING FACE VOLCANO, KELPIE.
- 7point340
it's possible it's become so large that it has obscured his visionn in some way, and therefore has no idea he's been asked a question
- ********0
Do you need tips on stalking broads?
Not that I've ... WAIT YOU HAD A PUSS PILLOW ON YOUR FACE?!
- kelpie0
hahaha I have a cyst on my neck that occasionally flares up when over worked; it was playing up the week previous to my proposed london visit but was gone before then. I was in work the weekend I was meant to be down, will be in work this weekend as well when I'm meant to be down and fuck knows when I'll get a chance to visit next.
I saw that girl in glasgow last week anyway, but thanks for asking.
lol, I'ma KILL hendrie
- detritus0
- nah, not that kind - just imagine his neck had a half a golfball size lump sticking out below his jaw.kelpie
- ah, those fuckers, yes - I know and loathe them well. *tries not to get stressed*detritus
- is that a staff infection?CALLES
- nah, its a abscess of some sort, it gets infected and swells, then goes away in about a weekkelpie
- old person's problemskelpie
- paraselene0
I KNEW IT.
- that's because I told you at the timekelpie
- sillykelpie
- don't deprive me of my few remaining gloating rights, kelps.paraselene
- ********0
oh dear.
Shame. It's like summer in London. We just had pizza and beer in Soho square.
- kelpie0
yeah, same up here too - raining like fuck and windy
- 7point340
anything else you'd like to talk about kelpie while we've got you here?
any humiliating childhood traumas you'd like to have us air out on the PVN?
possibly a girl that beat you up in the 2nd grade?
maybe your moms dressed you in girls clothes?
or perhaps you had a bedwetting problem?
a girl that beat you up last week?
- Jaline0
LEAVE KELPIE ALONE.
