Apple Announcement
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- ********
I've heard in the studio I'm working at the moment that Apple will be making an announcement tomorrow about new computers.
- jamble0
They're making a laptop with a built in DVD drive.
- 4040
*404 starts punching babies and freaking out.
- Spookytim0
I've heard in the studio I'm working at the moment that Apple will be making an announcement tomorrow about plans to generate more revenue from their customer base.
- ldww0
I heard that Apple is f**king Ben Affleck and tomorrow they will announce there intentions to get gay married.
- Spookytim0
I've heard in the studio I'm working at the moment that Apple will be making an announcement tomorrow about shouting AHOOOK! AHOOOK!... AHOOOK! out of a small window at the back of the building.
- JerseyRaindog0
I've not heard anything.
- gramme0
I've heard in the studio I'm working at the moment that Apple will be baking pies tomorrow in shocklingly thin aprons.
- Not baking them in ovens? How cavalier!ian
- thin in which way?vwsung18t
- Thin in the only way possible I would imagine.Spookytim
- as in not thick I suppose.ian
- is the apron narrow? or the cloth thin?vwsung18t
- both! Its thinnovative!ian
- thank you. that's all i needed to know.vwsung18t
- Isee your point now Vwsung,VingTsun,VWSW... whatever it is.Spookytim
- vwsung. Sorry, I couldn't remember so had to post to go and check.Spookytim
- Meeklo0
I just heard at my work that they wont be doing the announcement today
- ********0
I've heard in the studio I'm working at the moment that Apple will be joining the Nike + QBN Challenge to create some Car Graphics using Lovely Script Fonts to be used on a new MTV2 jobsite on root42.org. Mean while a Rock Girl and a teen millionare are F***king Ben Affleck on monday, ugh.
- Bullitt0
Halflife 2 running on osx
- Drno0
I heard Steve Job is leaving his place to Bill Gates,
Schhhhhht, don't tell anyone its a rumor
- ian0
I heard that Steve Jobs did a little poo and left it on Bill Gates' front step and set it on fire and waited in the bushes to see the look on Bill Gates' butlers face when he stepped in dog poo.
Then I heard that Bill Gates took a contract out on Steve Jobs' life and now Steve Jobs is in hiding and thats why its delayed.
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Best use of the phrase
"a little poo"Spookytim
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- pascii0
oh here's the news!
- ********0
Bill Gates is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
Steve Jobs shouts,
'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an' pish!'
gates replies,
'My Good fellow, I'm Bill Gates. Could you repeat that in English for me.'
Jobs replies,
'I said, use two hands - you get more that way!!!'
- dbdesign0
"He called the shit poop"
-Steve Jobs
- Meeklo0
hold on a second.. it looks like steve changed his mind, he is on the speaker phone right now talking to my boss. they are making the announcement at 4pm (bagdad time)