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Last post: 10 months, 1 week ago | Thread started: Jan 14, 08, 8:56 a.m.

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• Daro

  I just got this from a friend, it thought i'd share with you guys:
  To my friends who enjoy a glass of spirits.. and those who don't:

  As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
  However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

  Remember: Water = Poop,
  Wine = Health
  Therefore, it's better to drink spirits and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

  Jan 14, 08, 8:56 a.m. – Permalink

• 734

  at least people that are drunk and talk like morons have an excuse

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 8:57 a.m. – Permalink

• Jaline

  You're on a roll today.

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 8:57 a.m. – Permalink

• rtr

  hook me to the gills then. time to get back off the wagon

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 8:57 a.m. – Permalink

• jfletcher

  zooooooooooom

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 8:59 a.m. – Permalink

• harlequino

  However, if you purify your water before hand, you'll need to get your yearly kilo of poop elsewhere.
  Save those litter box bags, people!

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 8:59 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  *forwards to boss

  • hahaha, Calles now has an excuse to be drunk at work– Daro

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 8:59 a.m. – Permalink

• 734

  i have plenty of poop on my living room floor from my idiot dogs if any body needs

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 9 a.m. – Permalink

• rtr

  Amy Winehouse drinks too much water

  • she's kinda crazy.– a_iver1/2

    is that in the same way that Stalin was kinda spiteful?– kelpie2/2

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 9:02 a.m. – Permalink

• czawada

  You'll get more E.coli out the fast food restaurants than from drinking water.

  Oh, and E.coli is found in just about everything you digest.

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 9:03 a.m. – Permalink

• saunakspace

  No wonder I stink so much, I must love water.

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 9:04 a.m. – Permalink

• Drno

  

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 9:05 a.m. – Permalink

• chossy

  I drink gallons of the stuff :/ mind you I filter that stuff first probably won't help.... who cares anyway it's just making me stronger and stronger and makes my cock grow big.

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 9:07 a.m. – Permalink

• jfletcher

  Agree with chossy.... you need poo! It's basically a food group!

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 9:10 a.m. – Permalink

• flashbender

  just don't get it in your eyes

  http://www.flickr.com/photos/fla…

  • How does it make you go blind???? Burns your eyes??– jysta1/3

    And what if your dog goes for a crap on your face when your asleep???– jysta2/3

    thats how to get pink eye– 7343/3

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 9:20 a.m. – Permalink

• Daro

  yeah, I guess...whatever doesn't kill me only makes me fatter.

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 9:20 a.m. – Permalink

• _eh_

  You have to eat a tonne of shit before you die.

  • Amen brother, amen– kelpie

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 9:22 a.m. – Permalink

• jysta

  Doesn't tap water also contain shit loads of oestrogen, which is bad news if your a bloke.

  I'd go with one of these>
  

  

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 9:22 a.m. – Permalink

• jaylarson

  always start a quote starting with benjamin franklin. it lends credibility to a cause. ;)

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 9:25 a.m. – Permalink

• jfletcher

  I just take a dump in those purifiers...

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 9:27 a.m. – Permalink

• a_iver

  ice is nasty, i don't know what people are thinking

  

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  Dog-earJan 14, 08, 9:28 a.m. – Permalink