Water is bad
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- ********
I just got this from a friend, it thought i'd share with you guys:
To my friends who enjoy a glass of spirits.. and those who don't:As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink spirits and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
- ********0
at least people that are drunk and talk like morons have an excuse
- Jaline0
You're on a roll today.
- rtr0
hook me to the gills then. time to get back off the wagon
- jfletcher0
zooooooooooom
- harlequino0
However, if you purify your water before hand, you'll need to get your yearly kilo of poop elsewhere.
Save those litter box bags, people!
- CALLES0
*forwards to boss
- hahaha, Calles now has an excuse to be drunk at work********
- hahaha, Calles now has an excuse to be drunk at work
- ********0
i have plenty of poop on my living room floor from my idiot dogs if any body needs
- czawada0
You'll get more E.coli out the fast food restaurants than from drinking water.
Oh, and E.coli is found in just about everything you digest.
- saunakspace0
No wonder I stink so much, I must love water.
- Drno0
- chossy0
I drink gallons of the stuff :/ mind you I filter that stuff first probably won't help.... who cares anyway it's just making me stronger and stronger and makes my cock grow big.
- jfletcher0
Agree with chossy.... you need poo! It's basically a food group!
- flashbender0
just don't get it in your eyes
- ********0
yeah, I guess...whatever doesn't kill me only makes me fatter.
- _eh_0
You have to eat a tonne of shit before you die.
- jysta0
Doesn't tap water also contain shit loads of oestrogen, which is bad news if your a bloke.
I'd go with one of these>
- jaylarson0
always start a quote starting with benjamin franklin. it lends credibility to a cause. ;)
- jfletcher0
I just take a dump in those purifiers...
- a_iver0
ice is nasty, i don't know what people are thinking