Neighbors
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- morilla0
hahaa yeah, no shit.
There are like 3 variations to the sex noise
1. The Seal
2. The "yes"
3. the stutter
- joyride0
and joyride is the "hey, you kids, get off on my lawn!" guy.
grunttt
(May 22 07, 12:00)lol... wait, that's kinda creepy =(
- gramme0
apparently the lady who lives above us knows the intimate details of our goings-on, due to our razor-thin floors. Found out through another neighbor she blabbed to.
Equal parts proud & embarrassed.
- canuck0
I used to watch the show as a kid. Gotta love those Australians.
- mg330
LOL if we're talking about upstairs neighbors doin' it...
In my last apartment the girl who lived above me had the bedroom directly above me, bed in the same place as well I think. I knew she'd not been with anyone in a while because she told me her boyfriend lived out of town.
Then one night I'm going to bed and just hear a symphony of unbridled wildness from her bed that lasted less than 30 seconds.
I felt so bad for her. No hook up in a while and it ended as soon as it started.
- gramme0
no there's an older lady that lives above us. Apparently she hears noises coming through the floorboards.
- k0na_an0k0
we have an older lady who lives below us in our condo and she asked me one day 'do you have a cat? i can hear it's little paws running across the floor quite a bit' and i was like 'yes, yes i do'
then i went home and had to kill morty the pet gremlin i had.
the heat was on... bitch got too close.
- OSFA0
what? you were screwing a pet gremlin?
- slinky0
I need to learn these languages to talk to my neighbors...
Spanish
Russian
Redneck
Racist
- grunttt0
those last 2 are the same.
- -sputnik-0
the neighbours to our south seem to argue w/their 16 year-old daughter at least once a week in their driveway.
it's always asinine teenage stuff like "you KNOW the movie starts at 9 so how can i POSSIBLY come home at 11 GAWD you guys are SO lame UGH"
- gramme0
They should've given abortion a chance before she became a human //
- grunttt0
the ppl to the opposide side are parents of aron ralston, the guy who had to cut his arm off after having a climbing accident.
met the guy a little while ago...nice as could be, too!
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-sputnik-that's wild. i remember that story. saw him on an interview... he came off as bit strange, but hell who isn't? Amazing story though.
- -sputnik-0
yeah...i always wonder how i'd react when faced w/the same decision. reading the details of what he did makes me wonder :|
- Jaline0
i am a people-watcher... i like to sit and make up stories in my head about random people i see. if i was friends with my neighbors, i'm sure they'd prove to be way less interesting that the fantasies i have in my head
barbtastic
(May 22 07, 11:15)I completely agree.
And I do the same.
- fooler0
I'm at my wits end with my neighbors...
We moved to the suburbs next to them about 4 years ago. They seemed nice enough at the time, a good religious family that has adopted 6 foster kids. Year after year they get more and more annoying. Their deck is on their side yard and only about 10-15 feet from my bedroom window. When it's nice the kids like to scream and bounce basketballs on the deck early in the morning while I try and sleep.
They also have a club house, swing set and trampoline right outside my office window. It's nearly impossible to work at home with the windows open in the summer.
I've spent hundreds if not thousands on landscaping the front and back yards since we've moved in, including a laurel hedge row between our yards that will hopefully be tall enough to hide the eyesore of a house and deflect some of the sound.
Their front lawn looks like a Toys R Us exploded and is littered with toys 24/7 and it's starting to spill onto my property. It seems like every other day I'm picking up a soccer ball, frisbee, peddle car or bicycle out of my front lawn or driveway.
Yesterday the kids came over 3 times saying their ball went over the fence and asked if we could toss it back. The first 2 times my wife said yes, and the third time I said NO, it was ours now and my dog is going to use it as a chew toy.
This morning the mother walked up to my door while I was on a phone call and I was thinking she was going to confront me for disciplining her kids.
I was on the phone to waste management because somehow our garbage wasn't picked up the previous day.
She asked if I had some jumper cables because her kids were playing in her SUV last night had left the lights on. They just let the little kids run free and play in cars while she's trying to home school the teenagers.
Well my wife worked from home today and noticed one of the little ones dragging our recycling bin down the road and when she went to put it back she noticed the trash can was gone and found it in their back yard. THIS IS WHY MY GARBAGE WASN'T PICKED UP YESTERDAY?
I know it all sounds petty but little shit like this has been building up for a while. She has even offered to watch our kid which is obviously not going to happen since she can't even watch her own.