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- ukit20
“It's always darkest before it becomes totally black.”
― Mao Tse-tung
- eoin0
"I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam."
— Spam
- set0
"You know it's hot outside when you go outside and it's hot"
― Set
- GeorgesII0
"My Dad asked me why I carry my 1911 in my house, I looked him dead in the eye and said with the most serious tone, and said "because of the goddamn decipticons!". He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed. I shot the toaster."
- meltingdiamond
- Krassy0
"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."
- Abraham Maslow
- Krassy0
"Knowledge is power, but enthusiasm pulls the switch."
- Ivern Ball
- reanimate0
"Every second we exist, we are traveling into the future of our past."
― Pango
- BusterBoy0
"You're a fuckwit"
My wife last night.
- Projectile0
Remember, same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.
-Ricky Gervais
- Projectile0
Remember, same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.
-Ricky Gervais
- ohhhhhsnap0
Yes, the most agreeable recompense we can receive for the things we do is to see them recognized and flattered by an applause that honors us. - Dancing Master (The Middle Class Gentleman)