Amazing Death Predictor
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- bulletfactory
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Trent: At age 63 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
...for the record, i think unicycles are sexier
- PonyBoy0
your name's 'Trent'?
pfffthahahahahaahahaha!!!
:D
- edd-e0
OMG!?!?!!?!?!!?!
e-pill: At age 67 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.
scarrrrrrrrry!!!!
:)
- k0na_an0k0
"kOna: At age 78 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra."
*looks at bottle of King Cobra on desk
HOLY SHIT!
I will never drink King Cobra aga *urp... again.
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha epill!
- ml_will0
will: At age 42 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.
- PonyBoy0
Kevin: At age 81 you will pass in your sleep from indiscernible natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.
i believe it.
- CALLES0
wtf!
Alfredo: At age 75 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
- texascris0
cristobal: At age 78 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
- version30
At age 38 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
it says nothing of death
- Jaline0
Jaline: At age 67 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
k0na, I got the same one as you the second time around.
- nicnichols0
Nic Nichols: At age 78 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.
....Wow! Viva la Revolution!!
- flavorful0
Jerome: At age 74 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.
- Milan0
get back to work you hippies, before i fast-forward this death predictor.
- CALLES0
... dude
- JerseyRaindog0
Phil: At age 85 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.
Cool, that's a real Tom Waits way to go.