Ms. Dewey
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- monoboy
This is fun...
- Nairn0
no. no it's not.
- monoboy0
Yay, just won a bet.
- paraselene0
damnit. leave it to nairn and i to walk into your bet trap.
:l
- Nairn0
You have the smallest penis?
- Nairn0
When asked whether monoboy has the smallest penis, Ms. Dewey smiled, flicked her hair then stated something irrelevant about sassiness.
I'm not impressed - either by Ms. Dewey, or monoboy's penis.
- Nairn0
When asked whether she has a penis, Ms. Dewey pulled out a calculator, mumbled something about imperial to metric conversion, then answered 'not very long at all'.
I'd hazard that she was still thinking about the previous question, otherwise.. god forbid.. her site is totally useless.
- Nairn0
On asking whether she knows who monoboy is, she claimed not to understand, then - with a distinctly generalist tone, which i find an affront to my Britishness, asked me whether I'd been in the pub all afternoon.
So I spat out my tea, threw away my cucumber sandwich and asked her whether she was a racist, to which (and, credit where credit's due) she said "remember - it's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of as stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt".
When I asked her for her phone number, she very cleverly realised I was having a wank and informed me I should watch my typing.
Smart girl.
- paraselene0
bte, nairn. keep up the good work, lad.
- digilee0
q .. what is a knob jockey?
miss dewey is thinking ...
... a load of pointless, irrelevant facts are loadedshe's not even pretty.
... oh well.
- Jaline0
Saw that before. She's on The L Word now, as a woman who has slept with nearly every lez in the world.
- Rand0
boring.
I am, that is
- paraselene0
are you allowed to say lez? i think you're probably gonna have to go to gayhab for that, jaline you homophobe.