first world problems
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- bklyndroobeki0
He claims he bought bedding from Williams-Sonoma that was labeled “Signature 600-Thread-Count Sateen Bedding.” He says testing shows that the product’s actual thread count was 291, contrary to its labeling.
- sarahfailin0
The co-op near my house doesn't have pepper jelly. Wtf co-op?
- MrT0
$17 for an affogato. Fuck you Manly.
- pango-3
no one got my star wars reference in blog thread...
:(
sigh....
- bulletfactory4
Called a car to go to JFK like normal. A limo showed up (for the normal car price). Spent the ride feeling self-conscious because a neighbor walked by as we were getting into the car.
- sausages1
The noise cancelling in my headphones is a tad lacklustre when the batteries need a change. Thanks Bose.
- HijoDMaite1
At home data is faster wifi on my phone. Ugh.
- *thanHijoDMaite
- LTE ftw.pango
- same here 2mbps landline, 7mbps 4gtrooperbill
- PonyBoy2
Mom & Pop clients that think because they can't open an EPS file on their screen that the file must be of no use... whom then proceed to forward me a 72dpi JPG in it's place so I can rush their print ad.
- I thought about posting this in the 'punches for' thread but the company owner is pushing 80.PonyBoy
- you can still punch an 80 year old. actually, its probably easier than a younger dudesausages
- haha!PonyBoy
- Client - we need an eps file.
Here you go.
Client - what's this? I can't open it.
It's an eps.
Can you re-send it. It's broken.Fax_Benson - *embeds jpg in Word to email it*i_monk
- BK1
The wifi at work makes me click "ACCEPT" before I can use it. EVERY...DAMN...TIME!!
- face_melter0
My standard commute earphones, a pair of cheapo Urbanears buds, are beginning to crap out on me so I'm using my RHA's - the sound quality is much better but I have to set up the EQ on my phone to get the same level of bass as the UE's.
- GeorgesII2
The free bananas at work at not ripe yet :/
- chukkaphob5
- lolKrassy
- This is nuts. Lol pity your city council memberssarahfailin
- Come to "Mah Crib" later?aslip
- "Thanksgiving without McRib is like Christmas without snow" LMAO!chukkaphob
- A+ troll.inteliboy
- ^ agreedchukkaphob
- Ace! Isn't she in California? Christmas without snow lol_niko
- best part was asking for spanish translator so as not to exclude the hispanic communityGnash
- kona7
Realized my $1500 treadmill is broken and I have to run outside.
This is fucking bullshit.
- I'm probably just going to order some diet pills instead.kona
- lolchukkaphob
- parking lot was full at the gym this morning so i had to fucking walkscarabin
- face_melter0
Updated the drivers for my graphics card and they *slightly* altered the colour calibration on my monitor. I was going to borrow the ColorMunki from work and recalibrate it but I forgot so now I have to wait until Monday.
- utopian5
Gawd...QBN's website is slower than molasses trickling down my balls.
- Fax_Benson1
Had some chicken soup for lunch that had a very slight banana taste to it.
Fucking livid.
- HijoDMaite2
Took a cool photo of an artist friend at a wedding. Next day he posts this pic on his instagram where he has 67.8k followers. Doesn't give me photo credit... :(
- mg330
Was applying my cat's glue on nail covers this morning so she doesn't ruin our $2,000 couch while we're gone on vacation, and got the fast-drying superglue all over my left hand thumb and index finger. Now those don't work with my iPhone so I have to key in my passcode manually until the glue comes off. Can always use my other hand but old habits die hard.
- This is many levels of first world problem.sarahfailin
- lolmoldero
- Claw covers! what the fucking fuck!?! Are you going to superglue a plastic bag to her ass to stop her shitting/peeing on furniture when you're away too?microkorg
- poor cat. i'm just picturing the other neighbourhood cats ripping the absolute piss out of her.microkorg
- MrT0
My in-laws have moved from New Zealand to Mauritius. I can get beaches here in Aus but I'm going to sorely miss free stays in the mountains...