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- yurimon3
The cards with the chip in it take seconds longer to process than its predecessor swip cards.
The new automated bus doors take longer to open than when you can open them yourself.
- I know, right? WTF's up with that!?formed
- man, funk datmoldero
- Hadrake-von-drake
- _me_1
I drank the last of a '96 vintage from my cellar.
'97 was such a bad year... meep.
- mg331
My wife and I fell a little too in love with a house we wanted to buy, even though we put our offer in while it was already in contingency with another buyer. Tried to outbid them and make the offer more favorable to the seller, but 99.99% sure it's not going to work unless there's a technicality or the existing buyer somehow doesn't have the money.
Number one rule in home shopping: do not fantasize too wildly about living in a place before you have a signed contract and a closing date.
- bklyndroobeki0
haven't returned my library books in weeks. too lazy to make it to midtown.
- imbecile2
dabs on my cintinq
- formed0
I can't decide whether to get a new phone or not. I certainly don't need one, but it feels like I should have a new one, but none look compelling enough to pay for. Maybe if my damn bluetooth earpiece would connect reliably I'd upgrade. Or if one came with a nice wood back and didn't need a case. I'd like that.
- https://www.youtube.…set
- Yeah, but have you held one? They covered it with some plastic coating, feels like cheap plastic.formed
- I haven'tset
- drgs2
i'm in top 10 on agar.io and now i can't leave to my appointment
- in case something happens move on to this: http://slither.io/
and forget that appointment :Dsted - hahahaha, drgs - my partner came back sometime last year when I was in top 5 on agar and was furious that i was manically shoo'ing her awaydetritus
- in case something happens move on to this: http://slither.io/
- drake-von-drake-3
I could not find unsweetened iced tea at three convenience stores today.
- drgs1
The girl I have been seeing has plucked out all my eyebrows and now I'm trying to come up with an explanation for colleagues at work
- cancerGnash
- not all eyesbrows entirely, but they are visibly shaped nowdrgs
- tell them you recently found out you're Puerto Rican or Dominican. that's normal grooming for men there...robotron3k
- when you say, "all my eyebrows,' how many did you start with?Gnash
- one, according to the girlfrienddrgs
- 1) say you lost a bet 2) tell the truth
3) you were making a cool gadget when it blew up burning your brows 4) or cooking with alcohol flambe.yurimon - 5) migrants.yurimon
- she is born in the country, but not native... go ondrgs
- 6) you tried this new shampoo that dissolves your hair type. lol 7) you were waxing your girl when you fell face first on the wax paper.yurimon
- 8) you did for an art project film. 9) you did it for charity.yurimon
- yurimon -- he's gooddrgs
- i like #7sarahfailin
- Just tell them you're a fag. Easy, problem solved.drake-von-drake
- eyebrows grow pretty fastdrgs
- Lol great string. Funny stuff.Hayoth
- MrT1
Why is it so bloody difficult to find decent chorizo in Australia?
- ha! melbourne my friend, the vic market is your placested
- i prefer the polish deli, almost as good as what you get here in hungary.sted
- and just one more: look for "Csabai sausage" :)sted
- Why can't I find properly bbq'd shrimp in brooklyn? (is that an aussie thing- I work with 2 aussies, I should ask before typing this)bulletfactory
- Thanks sted!MrT
- deathboy0
sunburns
- whatthefunk2
I spent over an hour in VR with the Vive for my first time and I experienced simulation sickness. A half hour after taking the headset off I got sick and threw up. It takes awhile to get adjusted to the real world after you disconnect...
- Were you "walking"? Do VR stuff where you're sitting in a virtual seat and you won't get sick.nb
- was doing this for an hour and it effed me up but was first time https://virtualart.c…whatthefunk
- Most VR instructions say to never use more than 5 mins at a time.Hayoth
- you get used to it, I blew chunks playing the new halflife after only 3 hours, now i can be in VR for 6-8, me and my daughters been playing a lotmoldero
- drgs3
Was doing laundry yesterday, saw someone's cat and started playing with it
I would hide behind a corner and flutter with a sock as if it was a mouse. The cat watched me for half an hour and did nothingi thought the cat is stupid, but then i realized, what if the cat is playing with me and just wants to see for how long i would be doing that
- maquito0
Market does not have vegan mac n' cheese.
- MrT1
Is there anything left in life that doesn't get between one and five stars?
- the wife rating your performance?hotroddy
- Dubai hotels?
(6 - 7)Fax_Benson
- chukkaphob2
I've tried to follow so many recipes for preparing asparagus and it NEVER turns out the way it is prepared in restaurants.
WTF?! This should be super easy to prepare. I don't get it.
- Grilled. With a bit of char.BusterBoy
- Grilled on high high heat with a lot of char/butter/garlic and saltlvl_13
- And a squeeze of lemon. Don't forget the lemon. Also you can sub butter for olive oil if you want.lvl_13
- http://g01.a.alicdn.…Fax_Benson
- http://az723720.vo.m…Fax_Benson
- make sure you blanch them first -- and not for too long. This is what restaurants do differently than most home cooks.ridg0026
- Hard to fuck it up. Put it in a hot pan with his bit of olive oil and grill it up. Add water and cover to steam it for a couple minutes. Shouldn't be a big dealmonospaced
- Salt and pepper makes it.monospaced
- scarabin0
terrabyte drive on my dedicated music notebook is full and now i have to figure out what artists to delete.
ugh
- get another drive?pango
- really don't feel like taking apart a notebookscarabin
- ah. freed up 100 gb by deleting overly-intellectual audiobooks i'll never actually listen toscarabin
- Jesus Christ, that's a lot of audiobooksmoldero
- complete works of shakespeare, etcscarabin
- don't delete anything, write out the stuff to blu-ray.sted
- MrT1
Yesterday I was enthusiastically sniffing a number of expensive, artisanal colognes and it's stripped the inside of my nose. Now I can't smell anything.
- maquito1
My august series of 6 capicollas came out way too salty.