Racist client in my office
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- VectorMasked
WTF!
There's a weirdo in our office.
The dude came 2 hours ago and has only been talking about himself the whole time. He says he knows personally Bill Clinton, Jimmy carter, the Kennedys, Steve Jobs, Bill gates, Angelina Jolie, brad Pitt and tons more people.
According to him Brad's gay and Brad tried to flirt with him. The dude also say he was Bill gates' teacher in Uni. He knows for a "fact" that Hillary Clinton only sleeps in the same bed as Bill Clinton if there is another women there. He also said that The Kennedy family was trash and that they deserved every single thing
And oh yeah... according to him there's currently 2 more Imacs in the market. The 11" and the 14".
The dude also insulted immigrants and I so wanted to punch him when he said we were garbage and we were just trying to take away the money and the jobs of real CanadiansOops i almost forgot. He has a collection of 75,000 signatures by random people and is in the Guinness world book of records.
I'm almost crapping my pants cause of laughter and also pissed at the same time.
What a weirdo
- _salisae_0
there can only be one response .. FILM HIM!
*secretly
- VectorMasked0
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger is Bisexual and has AIDS
and
the dude was Steve Jobs' partner for a little while.
DAMN!!! The dude is like the Energizer bunny!! the motherfucking keeps going and going
- Jaline0
hahahaa, is he from the US?
- blaw0
i think i used to work with him. ask him about his time with NASA. you won't be disappointed.
- Jaline0
I mean, I know Vancouver is a hotspot and everything, but unless he traveled over each time to meet those celebs he's lying. He's lying anyway, but you know what I mean.
- VectorMasked0
The dude is Canadian.....
and he lived and *loves* Texas
his grand parents were german
- VectorMasked0
I'l try taking a pic of him with my macbook
- cosmo0
dude record that shit now. I want to hear it.
- Jaline0
I'l try taking a pic of him with my macbook
VectorMasked
(Dec 7 06, 18:18)yessssssssss...I smell a PS battle photo
- VectorMasked0
people!
How the hell can I get rid of the flash when I take apic with my bacbook pro??
BE QUICK TO ANSWER PLEASE!!
THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPORTUNITY!!
- OSFA0
hahaha, ask him if he is related to Derek
- Jaline0
He's from Texas and he's living in Canada? WTF...
- Jaline0
sorry, I just think it's funny for some reason...
- VectorMasked0
He's from Texas and he's living in Canada? WTF...
Jaline
(Dec 7 06, 18:26):That's weird. but it's worst than that. He is canadian and he loves Bush and Texas
- Jaline0
that's what I meant by "being from Texas"! I mean, obviously not everyone from there is like that (hehe, The Dixie Chicks), but judging by what you said, I took a wild guess at the rating on his Bushometer.
- RoyBoy0
who does this guy work for?
- VectorMasked0
who does this guy work for?
RoyBoy
(Dec 7 06, 18:36)I don't know really.
But he did say he refuses to pay taxes.
- RoyBoy0
*winds up baseball strike
- OSFA0
who does this guy work for?
RoyBoy
(Dec 7 06, 18:36)QBN.
- flavorful0
Before I read thru all these posts after the intial one ...
This guy is fucking coked out.