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oh oh im sorry for the all caps kids.
yeah wrong thread too
I'll take the chili and a diaper
gross visual. hahaha
totally funny you posted that as i JUST parked in a space like that last night. i giggled as i got out of my car and walked in the front door. heh heh.
KOna, I think seeing some fucked up sign might actually make my day. It's much better when it's for real, not some artist that just decided to alter something. It's a good thing when big corporations poke fun at themselves.
is Chilli's like TIGI Fridays?
I once had a sign that a family member gave me that read something like:
THIS FACILITY IS USED FOR FAA AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL AND ANY TRESSPASSING OR UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS COULD RESULT IN DISMEMBERMENT OR DEATH. PERSONS FOUND TRESPASSING AND ACCESSING THIS PROPERTY WILL BE PROSECUTED UNDER THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW AND SUBJECT TO FINES OF UP TO $100,000.
It was a pretty big sign. In a moment of procrastination in college, I printed out new words in the same font and taped them over a portion of the sign to make it read a little, uh, differently...
THIS FACILITY IS USED FOR FAA AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL AND ANY TRESSPASSING OR UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS COULD RESULT IN DISMEMBERMENT OR DEATH. PERSONS FOUND TRESPASSING AND ACCESSING THIS PROPERTY WILL BE SEMI-SUBMERGED IN CHOCOLATE AND FORCE FED LIVE LIVE SEA EELS.
And I attached that f*cker to a brick wall beside my 2nd floor apartment's balcony, it was right where EVERYONE would see it going into the center door section or the stairs to the second floor.
Then one day, I was sitting on the couch reading, it was nice out and we had the patio door open. I hear this (imagine a deeper voiced version of Lil John and Dave Chapelle) voice go "WHAT! Chocolate and EELS!!!! THAT'S CRAYZEE!"
Made my year!
hahaha nice mg33!!
shellie that is totally a real sign. i just parked under it last night.
chilis is much like a tgi fridays watered down a bit without as much shit on the walls... but still a lot of shit.
very very good spinach artichoke dip.
Man I wish I still had that sign!
The things you lose when you move out, move around, pack up your life. My dad probably put no importance on saving that when he sold my car (I think it was in the trunk) and for that I CURSE HIM!
haha chocolate and eels.
when things look official, nobody questions.
I love Shellie.
It was so perfect. same font, which background, and you couldn't see the tape from a distance.
if you park in front of a fire hydrant in LA, my uncle or my brother in law (Fire Fighters) might just decide to test th hydrant by hooking up the hose, busting out your passenger and drivers side window, pulling the hose through and turning it on. Consequently, your car will be filled with water and pretty much totalled. Enjoy!
Apperantly red means red.
That's an urban legend started in the movie Flashdance... er wait... Backdraft.
That's an urban legend started in the movie Flashdance...
(Mar 9 06, 14:15)
my ears just perked up...