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- shellie
Wish I had a camera at my disposal. 1 day post jaw surgery I woke up this morning with my upper lip the size of a lemon and a muffin stuffed in each cheek.
The account manager here told me it looks like I had work done and it had gone terribly wrong aka "A Brentwood Mistake"
That was the best thing I've ever heard.
Why has my camera forsaken meeeeeeeeee. Is it worth going to the drug store next door for a disposable?
- e-pill0
awesome!
bake some bread but dont bake it and HULKSMASH! your face into the dough making an impression or goto thesharperimage and get that thing with the nails and cover it on your lemon sized lip! and save it for a later date and then license it thru the werld collecting royalties on your retardly deformed face!
:)
- shellie0
it is, no doubt, retardedly deformed.
i called my mom today, and described it as collagen injected down syndrome chipmunk.
- e-pill0
that sounds sexy actually!
:)
- tkmeister0
hey shellie,
well, at least you've got painkillers. use it wisely.in a few days, you'll feel better. rest up and take it easy.
- lvl_130
haha. i'll be out there tomorrow. maybe i can take a high quality mug of ya' : )
seriously though, hope you're doing okay. that sounds like it fucking hurts a lot! thank god for the V.
- shellie0
oh hey lvl. i will be in town saturday actually.
if you wanna cruise and get lunch.. i'll be down there at 11. i have to get my hair did in newport at 1, and i'll be hanging out til 5 or 6 until I come back to LA for a bbq.
email me.
i will hopefully not be swollen then.
- shellie0
oh ya, and will probably be down there sunday in costa mesa for.. you know... free laundry at moms house.
- lvl_130
oh, word. i'll probably just be driving around lookin' at apartments during the weekend so i'll hit ya' up when i get into town.
- oscargonewilde0
what was the surgery for? just wonderin cause I was in a similar situation this summer.
kinda like you've got nutty professor/jiminy glick make-up, eh?
- shellie0
kinda like you've got nutty professor/jiminy glick make-up, eh?
oscargonewilde
(Aug 25 05, 18:02)NO FUCKING SHIT. that's exactly what it looks like. the fake, air brushed fat person look.
i posted about it yesterday. i had jaw surgery yesterday and they basically made a gnary slice where my lip meets my gum line and went in through there, implanted bone and tacked it in. basically everything from under my eyes and down looks like i was pumped full of air with a bike tire pump.
but my bottom lip isnt swollen, so its some miss matched bullshit.